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Tuesday Morning Funny 10

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Real Estate Agent with Real Estate Consultant SL3199919

 

 

Recently a large seminar was held for ministers in training.
Among the guests were many well-known motivational speakers.
One such boldly approached the pulpit and, gathering the
entire crowd's attention, said, "The best years of my life
were spent in the arms of a woman that wasn't my wife!" The
crowd was shocked! He followed up by saying, "And that woman
was my mother!" The crowd burst into laughter and he gave his
speech, which went over well.

About a week later one of the ministers who had attended the
seminar decided to use that joke in his sermon. As he shyly
approached the pulpit one sunny Sunday, he tried to rehearse
the joke in his head. It seemed a bit foggy to him this
morning. Getting to the microphone he said loudly, "The
greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of another
woman that was not my wife!" His congregation sat shocked.
After standing there for almost 10 seconds trying to recall
the second half of the joke, the pastor finally blurted out,
"...and I can't remember who she was!"

 

 

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Comments (7)

Peter Mohylsky, Beach Expert
PMI. Destin - Miramar Beach, FL
Call me at 850-517-7098

Timing is everything, just like scripts, it is best to internalize.

Jan 10, 2017 04:32 AM
Harry F. D'Elia III
WEDO Real Estate and Beyond, LLC - Phoenix, AZ
Investor , Mentor, GRI, Radio, CIPS, REOs, ABR

Thanks for sharing the funny blog post with us today

Jan 10, 2017 04:51 AM
Donald Urschalitz
Lubeck Realty Group - Jupiter, FL
P.A. Realtor ABR RSPS North Palm Beach County

Thanks for the smiles this morning.

Jan 10, 2017 05:05 AM
Wayne Martin
Wayne M Martin - Chicago, IL
Real Estate Broker - Retired

Good morning Larry. Too funny! Best to rehearse and be prepared! No second chance! Enjoy your day!

Jan 10, 2017 05:14 AM
Joe Pryor
The Virtual Real Estate Team - Oklahoma City, OK
REALTOR® - Oklahoma Investment Properties

It's like what they tell attorny's, don't ask a question unless you know what the answer will be.

Jan 10, 2017 11:35 AM
Raymond E. Camp
Ontario, NY

Good afternoon Larry,

Wish I could say that about the first wife!

Make yourself an astonishing day.

Jan 10, 2017 12:43 PM
Jane Chaulklin-Schott
TEAMCONNECT REALTY - (407) 394-9766 - Orlando, FL
TeamConnect Luxury Homes - Orlando, Florida, 32836

Hahahaha ~  I can not tell a joke to save my soul. So, I totally recognized the dilemma - poor guy.

Jan 10, 2017 11:16 PM