Finally Answers to the life long question!!!

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

  BARACK OBAMA:
  The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The
  chicken wanted CHANGE!

  JOHN MC CAIN:
  My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the
  need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the
  other side of the road.
 
  HILLARY CLINTON:
  When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross
  the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure -- right
  from Day One! -- that every chicken in this country gets the chance it
  deserves to cross the road.  But then, this really isn't about me.......
 
  DR. PHIL:
  The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must
  first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road before it goes
  after the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road. What we need to do is
  help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his 'CURRENT'
  problems before adding 'NEW' problems.
 
  GEORGE W. BUSH:
  We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to
  know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is
  either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.
 
  COLIN POWELL:
  Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image
  of the chicken crossing the road...
 
  ANDERSON COOPER - CNN:
  We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been
  allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
 
  DR SEUSS:
  Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the
  chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.
 
  GRANDPA:
  In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told
  us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
 
  BARBARA WALTERS:
  Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the
  chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it
  experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its
  life long dream of crossing the road.
 
  JOHN LENNON:
  Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.
 
  BILL GATES:
  I have just released eChicken2007, which will not only cross roads, but
  will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check
  book.
 
  ALBERT EINSTEIN:
  Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the
  chicken?
 
  BILL CLINTON:
  I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of
  chicken? Better yet what do you mean by cross the road?
 
  AL GORE:
  I invented the chicken!
 
  COLONEL SANDERS:
  Did I miss one?

 Just a little Thursday Humor to lighten up your day, I hope you all have a great rest of the week!!