1. I'm trying to be awesome today but I'm so exhausted from being so freaking awesome yesterday.
2. If you ran like your mouth, you'd be in good shape.
4. Wouldn't it be so great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for 10 minutes and come out wrinkle free and three sizes smaller?
5. If things get better with age then I must be getting close to freaking magnificent.
6. The only exercise I've done this month is running out of money.
7. Some people aren't just missing the odd screw. The whole freaking toolbox is gone.
8. Why do people with brains the size of peas have mouths the size of watermelons?
9. I do it because I can, I can because I want to, I want to because you said I couldn't.
10. I have been on a diet for two weeks and all I have lost is 14 days.
"A cheerful heart is good medicine." Proverbs 17:22
Hoping Some of these brought a smile to your face!
Happy Day My Friends
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