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Smile & Giggle Time

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Managing Real Estate Broker

 

 

 

1. I'm trying to be awesome today but I'm so exhausted from being so freaking awesome yesterday.

 

2. If you ran like your mouth, you'd be in good shape.

 

4. Wouldn't it be so great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for 10 minutes and come out wrinkle free and three sizes smaller?

 

5. If things get better with age then I must be getting close to freaking magnificent.

 

6. The only exercise I've done this month is running out of money.

 

7. Some people aren't just missing the odd screw. The whole freaking toolbox is gone.

 

 

8. Why do people with brains the size of peas have mouths the size of watermelons?

 

9. I do it because I can, I can because I want to, I want to because you said I couldn't.

 

10. I have been on a diet for two weeks and all I have lost is 14 days.

 

 

 

"A cheerful heart is good medicine." Proverbs 17:22

 

 

 

Hoping Some of these brought a smile to your face!

Happy Day My Friends

 

 

 

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Comments (9)

Bob "RealMan" Timm
Ward County Notary Services - Minot, ND
Owner of Ward Co Notary Services retired RE Broker

Thanks for throwing in Proverbs 17:22

Feb 22, 2017 11:14 AM
Beth and Richard Witt

I love proverbs... and thanks for the thanks... Happy Day

Feb 23, 2017 09:33 AM
Donna Foerster
HomeSmart Realty Group - Parker, CO
Metro Denver Real Estate Assistant

Thank you for the smile today. It's been a while since I've done any commenting. This was a great post for today.

Feb 22, 2017 11:28 AM
Mel Ahrens, MBA, Kelly Right Real Estate
Kelly Right Real Estate - Hood River, OR
Customized Choices for your Real Estate Needs

Where is #3 hiding?

Feb 22, 2017 12:05 PM
Beth and Richard Witt

Thanks for the giggle

Feb 23, 2017 09:34 AM
Nina Hollander, Broker
Coldwell Banker Realty - Charlotte, NC
Your Greater Charlotte Realtor

Hi Richard and Beth... loved these and thanks for the smiles and giggles. Great picture as well... worth a big smile.

Feb 22, 2017 01:51 PM
Beth and Richard Witt

My grandson always brings a smile to my face...

Feb 23, 2017 09:35 AM
William Feela
WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

Thses brought a smile to my face...That was just what I needed.

Feb 22, 2017 02:00 PM
Beth and Richard Witt

Happy you enjoyed

Feb 23, 2017 09:35 AM
Grant Schneider
Performance Development Strategies - Armonk, NY
Your Coach Helping You Create Successful Outcomes

Good Evening Beth - thank you for giving me my laugh for this evening.

Feb 22, 2017 06:49 PM
Kat Palmiotti
eXp Commercial, Referral Divison - Kalispell, MT
Helping your Montana dreams take root

Yes, some of these had me smiling. Thanks for sharing!

Feb 23, 2017 04:15 AM
Beth and Richard Witt

I bet #3 was the only one that didn't ...

Feb 23, 2017 09:36 AM
Beth Atalay
Cam Realty and Property Management - Clermont, FL
Cam Realty of Clermont FL

Hello Beth, your grandson is ADORABLE! When you need a smile, just look at that beautiful, precious face. Thank you for these great quotes, I love the Proverbs, so much wisdom.

Feb 23, 2017 09:50 AM
Nick Vandekar, 610-203-4543
Realty ONE Group Advocates 484-237-2055 - Downingtown, PA
Selling the Main Line & Chester County

The photo had me smiling and the sayings beneath as if said by that child had me with a big smile on my face. Thank you.

Feb 23, 2017 12:08 PM