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“Southern Divorce Hearing....Priceless!”

 

 

 

 

A judge was interviewing a South Carolina woman regarding her pending divorce and asks, "What are the grounds for your divorce?"

"About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by."

"No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?"

"It is made of concrete, brick, and mortar," she responded.

"I mean," he continued, "what are your relations like?"

"I have an aunt and uncle and 12 cousins living here in town, as well as my husband's parents."

The judge took a deep breath and asked, "Do you have a real grudge?"

"No, we have a two-car carport and have never really needed one cuz we don't have a car."

"Please," he tried again, "is there any infidelity in your marriage?"

"Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don't necessarily like the music - all that hip hop and rap trap - but we can't seem to do anything about it."

"Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up?"

"Yes, he gets up every morning before I do and makes the coffee."

Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, "Lady, why in the hell do you want a divorce?

"Oh, I don't want a divorce," she replied. "I've never wanted a divorce, my husband does. The damn fool says he can't communicate with me."

 

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Comments (13)

Peter Mohylsky, Beach Expert
PMI. Destin - Miramar Beach, FL
Call me at 850-517-7098

Communication is the key to most any relationship. Thanks for the funny 

Mar 22, 2017 03:19 AM
Kat Palmiotti
eXp Commercial, Referral Divison - Kalispell, MT
Helping your Montana dreams take root

Well, I can certainly understand that husband's frustration!

Mar 22, 2017 03:20 AM
Sandy Padula & Norm Padula, JD, GRI
HomeSmart Realty West & Florida Realty Investments - , CA
Presence, Persistence & Perseverance

Great one, Joe Petrowsky I could almost visualize Abbott and Costello coming up with a similar joke. Oh; they did!

Mar 22, 2017 03:53 AM
Sham Reddy CRS
Howard Hanna RE Services, Dayton, OH - Dayton, OH
CRS

I can't stop laughing.  Thanks for a few laughs to begin my day!!!

Mar 22, 2017 04:17 AM
Nathan Gesner
American West Realty and Management - Cody, WY
Broker / Property Manager

I saw that one coming. Thanks for sharing this morning!

Mar 22, 2017 04:53 AM
Wayne Martin
Wayne M Martin - Chicago, IL
Real Estate Broker - Retired

Good morning Joe. Her husband should be granted a divorce on the spot! Too funny! Enjoy your day!

Mar 22, 2017 05:21 AM
Michael J. Perry
KW Elite - Lancaster, PA
Lancaster, PA Relo Specialist

Bodda bing , bodda boom ! Thanks for the morning chuckle !!!!!!!

Mar 22, 2017 05:31 AM
Diana White-Pettis
Bennett Realty Solutions - Upper Marlboro, MD
GRI, CDPE, CNE, WHC Upper Marlboro Homes for Sale

This is hilarious.  Thanks for the morning laugh!

Mar 22, 2017 06:15 AM
Joe Pryor
The Virtual Real Estate Team - Oklahoma City, OK
REALTOR® - Oklahoma Investment Properties

Thanks for this little ray of sunshine on a cloudy day. Being from Oklahoma I feel fortunate I didn't marry this woman.

Mar 22, 2017 06:17 AM
Sheila Anderson
Referral Group Incorporated - East Brunswick, NJ
The Real Estate Whisperer Who Listens 732-715-1133

Good morning Joe. Ta dum bum.....I guess this may actually be a regional thing.

Mar 22, 2017 06:45 AM
Grant Schneider
Performance Development Strategies - Armonk, NY
Your Coach Helping You Create Successful Outcomes

Good Morning Joe - well, I certainly can understand why he can't communicate.

Mar 24, 2017 04:43 AM
Kathy Streib
Cypress, TX
Home Stager/Redesign

Joe- you're absolutely right...this is priceless!!!   

Mar 25, 2017 11:30 AM
Cheryl Dukes . . . . . Intown Atlanta
Guaranteed Offer for your Home - eXp realty - Atlanta, GA

I think she would make a fine attorney. But I believe she must be from New York; not the south.

Apr 22, 2017 08:27 PM