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Tuesday Morning Funny 073

By
Real Estate Agent with Real Estate Consultant SL3199919

 

 

A new business was opening and one of the owner’s friends wanted to send him flowers for the occasion. They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card, “Rest in Peace.” The owner was angry and called the florist to complain.

After he had told the florist of the obvious mistake and how angry he was, the florist replied, “Sir, I’m really sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting angry, you should imagine this: somewhere, there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a note saying, “Congratulations on your new location!’”

 

 

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Wayne Martin
Wayne M Martin - Chicago, IL
Real Estate Broker - Retired

Good morning Larry. Would not want to be at that funeral unless eeeryone had a sense of humor! Enjoy your day!

Mar 14, 2017 04:54 AM
Nina Hollander, Broker
Coldwell Banker Realty - Charlotte, NC
Your Greater Charlotte Realtor

Very cute, Larry... didn't see the punch line coming, but I knew it was going to be something like that.

Mar 14, 2017 04:58 AM
Thomas J. Nelson, REALTOR ® e-Pro CRS RCS-D Vets
Big Block Realty 858.232.8722 - La Jolla, CA
CEO of Vision Drive Realty - Coastal San Diego

Nice!

I like a joke I didn't see the punchline coming on.

Mar 14, 2017 05:05 AM
Raymond E. Camp
Ontario, NY

Good morning Larry,

Just pass the Jameson's and everything will be fine!

Make yourself an astonishing day.

Mar 14, 2017 07:28 AM
Mark Loewenberg
KW of the Palm Beaches - Palm Beach Gardens, FL
KW 561-214-0370

ba dum dum... yes that would be a very interesting problem to have

Mar 14, 2017 11:01 AM
Jane Chaulklin-Schott
TEAMCONNECT REALTY - (407) 394-9766 - Orlando, FL
TeamConnect Luxury Homes - Orlando, Florida, 32836

Heard it before, Larry, but it is still funny.  Have a great week!

Mar 14, 2017 08:07 PM