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Just for fun...It's Friday

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Services for Real Estate Pros with SANTA CLARA COUNTY NOTARY SERVICES

Stevie Wonder and Tiger Woods are in a restaurant having dinner.

Woods turns to Wonder and says, 'How's the singing career going?'

Stevie Wonder replies, 'Not too bad. How's the golf?'

Woods replies, 'Not too bad. I've had some problems with my swing, but I think I've got that going right now.'
Stevie says, 'I always find that when my swing goes wrong, I need to stop playing for a while and not think about it. Then, the next time I play, it seems to be all right.'
 
Tiger says, 'You play golf?'
Wonder says, 'Oh, yes, I've been playing for years.'

Woods says, 'But you're blind! How can you play golf if you can't see?' 
Wonder replies, 'I get my caddy to stand in the middle of the fairway and call to me. I listen for the sound of his voice and play the ball toward him. Then, when I get to where the ball lands, the caddy moves to the green or farther down the fairway and again I play the ball toward his voice.'

'But how do you putt?' asks Woods.
'Well,' says Stevie, 'I get my caddy to lean down in front of the hole and call to me with his head on the ground, and I just play the ball toward his voice.'

Woods asks, 'What's your handicap?'
Stevie says, 'Well, I'm a scratch golfer.' 

Woods, incredulous, says to Stevie, 'We've got to play a round sometime.' 
Wonder replies, 'Well, people don't take me seriously, so I only play for money, and never play for less than $10,000 a hole.'

Woods thinks about it and says, 'OK, I'm up for that. When would you like to play?'
Stevie says, 'Pick a night.'

Kevin Bungert
ReMax Professional Group - East Northport, NY

Steve- Very Funny!  I still think Tiger would take ALL of Stevie's money!  Have a great weekend!

Kevin

May 09, 2008 05:30 AM
Michael S. Mackey
CENTURY 21 All Islands - Mililani, HI
REALTOR ABR, CRS, GRI, RSPS

That made my day! I'll be telling this one for months.

May 09, 2008 05:46 AM
Matt Yogerst
RE/MAX Realty 100 - Menomonee Falls, WI
Metro Milwaukee Real Estate

Very Funny.... I think Tiger would still win too!

May 09, 2008 06:02 AM
Denise OnullDell
Santa Clarita Mobile Notary - Santa Clarita, CA
Mobile Notary Public/Real Estate Agent

Hi Steve ~ My golf friends will get a kick out of this joke!  I'm foing to email a copy to them.

P,A,  I'd have to agree with Matt...I think Stevie would win too... lol

 

May 14, 2008 01:16 PM