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Lectures can be at any time of the day..

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Real Estate Broker/Owner with WHISPERING PINES REALTY 20398180

An elderly man is stopped by the police around  2 am.

He is asked where he was going at this time of the night.

 

The man replies..."I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects

it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."

 

The officer says..."Really, who is giving that lecture at this time of the night?"

The man replies...That would be my wife!!!!

Comments (7)

Bob Crane
Woodland Management Service / Woodland Real Estate, KW Diversified - Stevens Point, WI
Forestland Experts! 715-204-9671

Yes yes it is good to have a wife to set you straight at the end of the night

Mar 16, 2017 04:53 PM
Dorie Dillard Austin TX
Coldwell Banker Realty ~ 512.750.6899 - Austin, TX
NW Austin ~ Canyon Creek and Spicewood/Balcones

Good evening William Feela ,

You should have added the picture of that little old man! I received that in my email today and I roared with laughter!

Mar 16, 2017 05:05 PM
James Dray
Fathom Realty - Bentonville, AR

Good morning William.  I've actually ran into that problem a time or two

Mar 17, 2017 02:57 AM
Nathan Gesner
American West Realty and Management - Cody, WY
Broker / Property Manager

And we could learn a lot by listening to those lectures!

Mar 17, 2017 04:26 AM
Vern Eaton
Askov, MN
Realtor 651-674-7449

I do believe I know that lecturere.  She was  very very good at it!

Mar 17, 2017 04:57 AM
Roy Kelley
Retired - Gaithersburg, MD

Thanks for sharing this story and adding smiles to our faces.

Mar 17, 2017 05:37 AM
Debbie Reynolds, C21 Platinum Properties
Platinum Properties- (931)771-9070 - Clarksville, TN
The Dedicated Clarksville TN Realtor-(931)320-6730

I heard this before but it still is funny, Bill. Have a good evening.

Mar 17, 2017 05:38 PM