An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 am.
He is asked where he was going at this time of the night.
The man replies..."I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects
it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."
The officer says..."Really, who is giving that lecture at this time of the night?"
The man replies...That would be my wife!!!!
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