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Sunday Morning Funny 078

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Real Estate Agent with Real Estate Consultant SL3199919

 

 

An engineer dies and reports to the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter checks his dossier and not seeing his name there, accidentally sends him to Hell. It doesn't take long before the engineer becomes rather dissatisfied with the level of comfort in Hell.
      He soon begins to design and build improvements. Shortly thereafter, Hell has air conditioning, flush toilets and escalators. Needless to say, the engineer is a pretty popular guy.
      One day, God calls Satan and says: "So, how are things in Hell?"
      Satan replies: "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning, flush toilets, and escalators. And there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."
      "What!" God exclaims: "You've got an engineer? That's a mistake - he should never have been sent to Hell. Send him to me."
      "Not a chance," Satan replies: "I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him!"
      God insists: "Send him back or I'll sue."
      Satan laughs uproariously and answers: "Yeah, right. And where are you going to get a lawyer?

 

 

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Comments (12)

Jim Joeriman
Coldwell Banker Riviera Realty, Inc - Lacey Township, NJ
Helping Agents Reach New Heights

Thanks for the Sunday morning laugh.

Mar 19, 2017 04:47 AM
James Dray
Fathom Realty - Bentonville, AR

Good morning Larry.  Love it just love it, besides it is a true statement

Mar 19, 2017 04:57 AM
Harry F. D'Elia III
WEDO Real Estate and Beyond, LLC - Phoenix, AZ
Investor , Mentor, GRI, Radio, CIPS, REOs, ABR

There is always time for a funny blog post on any given day

Mar 19, 2017 05:10 AM
Raymond E. Camp
Ontario, NY

Good morning Larry,

Sometimes you have to check the list twice!

Make yourself an astonishing day.

Mar 19, 2017 05:37 AM
Wayne Martin
Wayne M Martin - Chicago, IL
Real Estate Broker - Retired

Good morning Larry. Truer words never spoken! Very funny! Enjoy your day!

Mar 19, 2017 06:15 AM
Donald Urschalitz
Lubeck Realty Group - Jupiter, FL
P.A. Realtor ABR RSPS North Palm Beach County

Good one and life does reflect reality.

Mar 19, 2017 07:00 AM
Maria Sapio
Keller Williams of Central PA - Carlisle, PA
Real Estate Agent- Carlisle, PA. Mariasapio.com

Thank you for the Sunday morning giggle - this is a very cute one!

Mar 19, 2017 07:09 AM
Nathan Gesner
American West Realty and Management - Cody, WY
Broker / Property Manager

I always love a good lawyer joke! Have a great week, Larry!

Mar 19, 2017 07:10 AM
Mark Loewenberg
KW of the Palm Beaches - Palm Beach Gardens, FL
KW 561-214-0370

knew that that was coming near the end of this reality of a yoke today!

Mar 19, 2017 07:12 AM
Joe Pryor
The Virtual Real Estate Team - Oklahoma City, OK
REALTOR® - Oklahoma Investment Properties

I should have seen that one coming but Shakespeare would agree.

Mar 19, 2017 08:04 AM
Debe Maxwell, CRS
Savvy + Company (704) 491-3310 - Charlotte, NC
The RIGHT CHARLOTTE REALTOR!

When Saint Peter gives you lemons the engineer makes lemonade. Lawyers just can't catch a break huh Larry 

Mar 19, 2017 02:32 PM
Jane Chaulklin-Schott
TEAMCONNECT REALTY - (407) 394-9766 - Orlando, FL
TeamConnect Luxury Homes - Orlando, Florida, 32836

Larry, another one of your great Sunday jokes.  And, Larry, how can you miss with a lawyer joke?  Have a great week.

Mar 19, 2017 07:42 PM