(I know this post is all screwed up... I've tried for at least an hour to get it right but every time I publish it... it's messed up... so the heck with it... hope you still can find one that will make you smile or giggle and that you are having a Happy Day.)
1. I wish I could lose weight as easy as I lose my keys, pen, cell phone, my temper and even my mind.
2. Is it true that the older you get the crazier you become or is it just me?
3. You know you're really stressed when you start getting on your own nerves.
4. Respect your parents. They passed school without Goggle.
5. If you fart while wearing a thong does it whistle??
6. I'm trying to be a more positive person. Today I'm seeing everyone as an a__hole.
7. Starting tomorrow whatever life throws at me, I'm ducking so it hits someone else!
6. Some people age like wine, others age like milk.
8. I'm in a good place right now, not emotionally. I'm just at the liquor store.
9. I told my Mom she was invading my personal space and she said I came out her personal space.
10. I love the feeling I get when someone cancels plans that I didn't want to have in the first place.
"A cheerful heart is good medicine." Proverbs 17:22
Hoping Some of these brought a smile to your face!
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Keller Williams, Where You Belong
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Massapequa, NY
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