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Sunday Morning Funny 092

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Real Estate Agent with Real Estate Consultant SL3199919

 

 

The new priest is nervous about hearing confessions for the first time, so he asks an older priest to sit in on his sessions.

The new priest hears a couple confessions, then the old priest asks him to step out of the confessional for a few suggestions.

The old priest suggests, “Cross you arms over your chest, and rub your chin with one hand.”

The new priest tries this.

The old priest suggests, “Try saying things like, ‘I see,’ ‘yes, go on,’ and ‘I understand.’ ‘How did you feel about that?’”

The new priest says those things.

The old priest says, “Now, don’t you think that’s a little better than slapping your knee and saying, ‘No shit?!? What happened next?’

 

 

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Kat Palmiotti
eXp Commercial, Referral Divison - Kalispell, MT
Helping your Montana dreams take root

Hahaha. Hey priests are people too! A good knee slapper deserves an appropriate response.

Apr 02, 2017 04:35 AM
Nina Hollander, Broker
Coldwell Banker Realty - Charlotte, NC
Your Greater Charlotte Realtor

This was truly hysterical! Thanks for a great, out-loud laugh on a Sunday morning!

Apr 02, 2017 05:12 AM
Raymond E. Camp
Ontario, NY

Good morning Larry,

Should have given him a Banjo and told him to keep it up!

Make yourself an astonishing day.

Apr 02, 2017 05:49 AM
Wayne Martin
Wayne M Martin - Chicago, IL
Real Estate Broker - Retired

Good morning Larry. I kind of like the young priest's approach! Enjoy your day!

Apr 02, 2017 05:57 AM
Nathan Gesner
American West Realty and Management - Cody, WY
Broker / Property Manager

Oh, the stories they could tell! thanks for sharing, Larry!

Apr 02, 2017 06:20 AM
Harry F. D'Elia III
WEDO Real Estate and Beyond, LLC - Phoenix, AZ
Investor , Mentor, GRI, Radio, CIPS, REOs, ABR

There is always time to laugh in this world like this morning

Apr 02, 2017 06:45 AM
William Feela
WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

LMAO!  I am heading for church shortly and need to share this with our pastor.

Apr 02, 2017 06:52 AM
John Pusa
Glendale, CA

Larry Gray Thanks for the laugh on Sunday morning funny post.

Apr 02, 2017 10:29 AM
Debe Maxwell, CRS
Savvy + Company (704) 491-3310 - Charlotte, NC
The RIGHT CHARLOTTE REALTOR!

Now that was funny Larry. I can totally see him doing that as he leans in to hear more 

Apr 02, 2017 01:43 PM
Jane Chaulklin-Schott
TEAMCONNECT REALTY - (407) 394-9766 - Orlando, FL
TeamConnect Luxury Homes - Orlando, Florida, 32836

Larry, I have a number of friends who are priests and I really laughed at this joke.

Apr 03, 2017 11:16 PM