1. Arguing with a woman is like getting arrested. Everything you say can and will be used against you.
2. Blessed are we, who can laugh at ourselves. For we will never cease to be amused.
3. The problem with some people is that they exist.
4. If someone calls you 'ugly' have a good comeback and say, 'excuse me, I am not a mirror'.
5. It's better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
Mark Twain
6. Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.
7. The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
8. Did you ever get the urge to write... "no one gives a s__t" on someones status??
9. Do you ever see someone and think... please do not BREED!
10. I don't have any bad habits. I am good at all of them.
I WAS GOING TO RE-DO THIS ENTIRE POST BUT THEM I THOUGH ACTIVE RAIN MUST THINK IT LOOKS FUNNIER THIS WAS.... HOPING SOME OF THESE BROUGHT A SMILE TO YOUR FACE...
"A cheerful heart is good medicine." Proverbs 17:22
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