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Hello Gordon's Pizza?

Reblogger Debra Leisek
Real Estate Broker/Owner with Bay Realty,Inc Homer Alaska

This is fun in a serious way!  thank you  Ron and Alexandra Seigel 

Original content by Ron and Alexandra Seigel DRE00893924

If you have been following the news about Google, you have no doubt heard that they have decided to not read your gmail in order to tailor ads to you.  Furthermore, the European Union has fined them  $2.7 billion dollars for manipulating search engine results, thus violating anti-trust laws.

 

We were sent this funny post called "expired." 

 

Hello! Gordon's pizza?

- No sir it's Google's pizza.
- So I have the wrong number?
- No sir, Google bought it.
- OK. Take my order please ...
- Well sir, do you want the usual?
- The usual? You know me?
- According to our caller ID, the last 12 times you ordered pizza with cheeses, sausage, thick crust.
- OK! 
- May I suggest to you this time ricotta, arugula with dry tomato?
- No, I hate vegetables.
- But your cholesterol is not good.
- How do you know?
- We have the results of your blood tests for the last 7 years.
- Okay, but I do not want ricotta, arugula, or dry tomato on my pizza. I take cholesterol medication.

- You have not taken the  medicine regularly. 4 months ago, you only purchased a box with 30 tablets at Drugsale Network.

- I bought more from another drugstore.
- It's not showing on your credit card.
- I paid in cash.
- But you did not withdraw that much cash according to your bank statement.
- I have another source of cash.
- This is not showing as per you
r last Tax Return unless you got it from undeclared income sources.
-WHAT THE HELL? Enough! I'm sick of Google, Facebook, twitter, WhatsApp. I'm going to an Island without internet, where there are no cell phones, and no one can spy on me.
- I understand sir, but you need to renew your passport as it expired 5 weeks ago...

Written by Ron & Alexandra Seigel-

ABOUT:  Napa Consultants, International specializes in the art of local niche marketing in affluent communities and they are the leader in brand strategy for the luxury real estate industry.  Working exclusively with entrepreneurs and professionals who are passionate about gaining or sustaining market leadership, they help their clients become the breakaway brand in their marketplace.

Comments(5)

Laura Cerrano
Feng Shui Manhattan Long Island - Locust Valley, NY
Certified Feng Shui Expert, Speaker & Researcher

Anything with good food I put on to my list of places to go and people to see at these various sections of the world

Jul 03, 2017 11:53 PM
Debra Leisek
Bay Realty,Inc Homer Alaska - Homer, AK

Sounds like a very good way to enjoy life! thank you Laura Cerrano 

Jul 04, 2017 12:03 AM
Shahar Hillel
Encino, CA
Mortgage Consultant, Loan Officer.

Debra.

This pizza looks pretty good.

Great post, thank you for re-blogging it. I missed it the first time around.

 

Jul 04, 2017 12:07 AM
Debra Leisek
Bay Realty,Inc Homer Alaska - Homer, AK

hello Shahar Hillel I miss a lot of them first out and this was worth a reblog... the pizza looked good and the content ws pretty good too!!  thank you!

Jul 04, 2017 12:27 AM
Ron and Alexandra Seigel
Napa Consultants - Carpinteria, CA
Luxury Real Estate Branding, Marketing & Strategy

Debra,

Thank you for taking the time to reblog our post.  We appreciate it.  A

Jul 04, 2017 08:16 AM