Hello Gordon's Pizza?
This is fun in a serious way! thank you Ron and Alexandra Seigel
If you have been following the news about Google, you have no doubt heard that they have decided to not read your gmail in order to tailor ads to you. Furthermore, the European Union has fined them $2.7 billion dollars for manipulating search engine results, thus violating anti-trust laws.
We were sent this funny post called "expired."
Hello! Gordon's pizza?
- No sir it's Google's pizza.
- So I have the wrong number?
- No sir, Google bought it.
- OK. Take my order please ...
- Well sir, do you want the usual?
- The usual? You know me?
- According to our caller ID, the last 12 times you ordered pizza with cheeses, sausage, thick crust.
- OK!
- May I suggest to you this time ricotta, arugula with dry tomato?
- No, I hate vegetables.
- But your cholesterol is not good.
- How do you know?
- We have the results of your blood tests for the last 7 years.
- Okay, but I do not want ricotta, arugula, or dry tomato on my pizza. I take cholesterol medication.- You have not taken the medicine regularly. 4 months ago, you only purchased a box with 30 tablets at Drugsale Network.
- I bought more from another drugstore.
- It's not showing on your credit card.
- I paid in cash.
- But you did not withdraw that much cash according to your bank statement.
- I have another source of cash.
- This is not showing as per your last Tax Return unless you got it from undeclared income sources.
-WHAT THE HELL? Enough! I'm sick of Google, Facebook, twitter, WhatsApp. I'm going to an Island without internet, where there are no cell phones, and no one can spy on me.
- I understand sir, but you need to renew your passport as it expired 5 weeks ago...Written by Ron & Alexandra Seigel-
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