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Do you like tech humor? Tech Monday 7/10/17

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Real Estate Agent with Coldwell Banker Realty ~ 512.750.6899

It's been a long hot week-end. Gene's older brother passed away and we went to his graveside service on Saturday which was a lovely ceremony about an hour outside of Austin. Gene has two other brothers and one sister left now . RIP Lynn Dillard. Somehow it's gotten to be Monday morning.  I haven't forgotten some tech support humor to start your week.

Customer: “Hey, all the computers in the store are down.”

Tech support: “Yep, I can’t ping your servers or anything. Are you in the computer room?”

Customer: “Yep.”

Tech support: “What’s on your console?”

Customer: “Hang on, let me get a flashlight.”

Tech support: “A flashlight? Why do you need a flashlight?”

Customer: “We’re in the middle of a power outage.”

Tech support: “Umm… sir, the computers won’t work without power.”

Customer: “Are you sure? They fixed it last time.”

Tech support: “Pretty sure… I’ve been doing this a while. How did you lose power?”

Customer: “An elephant stepped on the transformer.”

Tech support: “An… elephant?”

Customer: “We’re having a parking lot carnival, and an elephant got away from the handler.”

Tech support: “Ah yes, I should have known… those pesky elephants always causing us these problems.”

Customer: “What? Really?”

Tech support: “Yeah… call us back when you get your power restored.”

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Comments (17)

Will Hamm
Hamm Homes - Aurora, CO
"Where There's a Will, There's a Way!"

Oh Dorie Dillard,  Good way to get a smile out of me to start my week.  Make it a great day!

 

Jul 10, 2017 06:13 AM
Grant Schneider
Performance Development Strategies - Armonk, NY
Your Coach Helping You Create Successful Outcomes

Good Morning Dorie - sorry about the loss in your family.  Cute story.  Have a great week.

Jul 10, 2017 06:58 AM
Brian England
Ambrose Realty Management LLC - Gilbert, AZ
MBA, GRI, REALTOR® Real Estate in East Valley AZ

I am sorry to hear about the passing of your brother in law, that sure puts a damper on the weekend.  I hope the week ahead will be an enjoyable one for you!

Jul 10, 2017 07:53 AM
Amanda S. Davidson
Amanda Davidson Real Estate Group Brokered By Real - Alexandria, VA
Alexandria Virginia Homes For Sale

Dorie, I'm very sorry for your and Gene's loss. Sending you strength and prayers. Your tech story made me LOL, this was a really good one.

Jul 10, 2017 08:09 AM
Gene Mundt, IL/WI Mortgage Originator - FHA/VA/Conv/Jumbo/Portfolio/Refi
NMLS #216987, IL Lic. 031.0006220, WI Licensed. APMC NMLS #175656 - New Lenox, IL
708.921.6331 - 40+ yrs experience

So sorry for your family's loss, Dorie Dillard ... will be thinking of you and Geno in the coming days and weeks ...

Gene

Jul 10, 2017 09:16 AM
Sheila Anderson
Referral Group Incorporated - East Brunswick, NJ
The Real Estate Whisperer Who Listens 732-715-1133

Good afternoon Dorie. So sorry for your loss. I hope this weeek is the best.

Jul 10, 2017 11:11 AM
Michael Jacobs
Pasadena, CA
Pasadena And Southern California 818.516.4393

Hi Dorie -- just when you think you have heard every excuse about operator error...

My thoughts are with you and Gene during this time of sadness for your family.   

Jul 10, 2017 12:21 PM
Scott Godzyk
Godzyk Real Estate Services - Manchester, NH
One of the Manchester NH's area Leading Agents

Sorry for your families loss Dorie Dillard 

Jul 10, 2017 01:51 PM
George Souto
George Souto NMLS #65149 FHA, CHFA, VA Mortgages - Middletown, CT
Your Connecticut Mortgage Expert

Dorie sorry to hear about the passing away of Gene's brother.  It is never easy to lose a sibling.

Jul 10, 2017 02:06 PM
Kathy Streib
Cypress, TX
Home Stager/Redesign

Dorie- very sorry about Gene's brother.  Please give him my best. 

Jul 10, 2017 06:37 PM
James Dray
Fathom Realty - Bentonville, AR

Good morning Dorie.  Yes ma'am I agree with the tech guy. They cause enough problems like those pesky mice. 

Jul 11, 2017 01:59 AM
Pat Champion
John Roberts Realty - Eustis, FL
Call the "CHAMPION" for all your real estate needs

Sorry to hear of your loss. I really needed a great laugh. Thanks for sharing the humor I hope you have a great afternoon.

Jul 11, 2017 09:52 AM
Dr. Karen Lewis, Broker 954-2489149
Align Right Realty K1 Group - Fort Lauderdale, FL
No Compromise When it Comes to Our Clients!

Hi Dorie, I missed it Monday..But needed the laugh for a Wednesday morning..Happy Wednesday..

Jul 11, 2017 10:23 PM
Inna Ivchenko
Barcode Properties - Encino, CA
Realtor® • GRI • HAFA • PSC Calabasas CA

Hi Dorie,

just wanted to sprinkle some more points since you are so close to 3 mln.

Congratulations! 

Jul 15, 2017 07:58 AM
Inna Ivchenko
Barcode Properties - Encino, CA
Realtor® • GRI • HAFA • PSC Calabasas CA

''those pesky elephants always causing us these problems.” ~ hahaha!

Jul 15, 2017 08:00 AM
Carol Williams
Although I'm retired, I love sharing my knowledge and learning from other real estate industry professionals. - Wenatchee, WA
Retired Agent / Broker / Prop. Mgr, Wenatchee, WA

Those pesky elephants!  

Jul 15, 2017 02:21 PM