"Call if Still" - Hilarious MLS Bloopers DOA

It’s Blooper day once again, my friends, so I am re-posting a past blooper blog by request. There were enough typo casualties to require serious triage, and of course, I was happy to help.  Please enjoy:

The Oozy

“Nice wounded area” (The area where that arrow impaled your skull?)

“Calf after 7 pm.” (Beef slider Happy Hour.)

“Natural wildlife coroner” (Move to LA  - we autopsy your roadkill.)

“Scream setting” (Sign posted outside the IRS.)

“Call if still.” (It seems you met my last date.)

The Schmoozy

“No show Thirsty” (I agree - always chug a six-pack before dealing with the public.)

“Maturd trees” (Well I guess we know what they used for fertilizer.)

“New pueblo driveway” (Said the drunk who woke up in a Taco Bell parking lot.)

“Concrete poor next week” (Is it as poor as your spelling?)

“Large green belt in back yard” (Large elf trousers in bushes nearby.)

The Floozy

“Multiples expected” (Said the obstetrician to Octomom.)

“Broken Open Tues” (Bail bond required Wednesday.)

“Square feet not correct on tittie” (Are any feet correct on a tittie?)

“Two broken widows” (One dead playboy.)

The Doozy

“Many privates schools in area” (Shall I assume the enrollment list is full of *ahem*...Johnsons?)

 

That's it for this week, folks. Remember: Spell Well and Sell!

 

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