A 'Heads Up' for those of us men who may be regular Home Depot customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends. Here's how the scam works.

Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot or Lowes.

You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen on March 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th,17th, 20th & 24th. Also April 1st, 4th, twice on the 6th, three times just yesterday, and very likely this coming weekend. So tell your friends to be careful.

 
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11 Comments on HOME DEPOT SCAM !!!

MAY
13
2008
264,653 Points 59 Featured Posts Outside Blog

Remind me not to get in the car with you Mr. Rob.

3:08pm • #1
480,022 Points 151 Featured Posts Outside Blog

ROB..... how funny.....  I knew this was a joke once I read about the 2 good looking girls....  I was just waiting for the ending....  lol

jeff belonger

3:16pm • #2
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My husband should be so lucky, hmmm, wait, he is at Home Depot a lot, and always comes home with a smile. 

3:17pm • #3
MAY
15
2008
198,974 Points 3 Featured Posts Localism Sponsor Outside Blog

Rob,

Is this why we haven't heard from you much?  Been visiting Home Depot a lot lately, huh?  LOL

1:37pm • #4

you are such a pig, love it. Ann had a healthy little girl. now we can drink!

11:40pm • #5
MAY
16
2008
115,687 Points 1 Featured Post Outside Blog

Geeze Joanna - I treat you like a Goddess and you treat me like dirt. Hhhhhhmm..... Methinks I like that.

Glad Ann's contribution to population growth went well. 

Details girl..... I need details. (and photos :^) )

8:27am • #6
115,687 Points 1 Featured Post Outside Blog

Hi Brigita.... sure hope 'Johnny... errrrr  Billy.........ummm.....EDDIE is still around by the time i get to see him.

I feel a road trip coming on.

8:29am • #7
MAY
17
2008
119,668 Points 8 Featured Posts Outside Blog

Well, no wonder my husband has all of the sudden decided he needs to do work around the house.  All those trips to Home Depot, and he still comes home empty handed! 

12:02am • #9

Thank you very much for sharing, I think a lot of guys in my office would get their wallet stolen more than you.

11:17pm • #10
MAY
18
2008
195,071 Points 2 Featured Posts Outside Blog

You almost had me fooled there, I thought you were really getting scammed at Home Depot. Seen the joke before but you had me!

12:15pm • #11

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