This was sent to me via e-mail by a friend of mine:
A rich Osoyoos man decided that he wanted to throw a party
and invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He also invited Lee Krepps an Osoyoos Realtor and the
only redneck in the neighborhood.
He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Lee
was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters and BBQ
and flirting with all the women. (at least until his wife caught him)
At the height of the party, Mike the host said, "I have a 10 ft man-eating
gator in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the
nerve to jump in."
The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash and
everyone turned around and saw Lee in the pool! Lee was fighting the
gator and kicking its butt! Lee was jabbing the gator in the eyes with
his thumbs, throwing punches, head butts and choke holds, biting the
gator on the tail and flipping the gator through the air like some kind
of Judo Instructor.
The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Lee and the
gator were screaming and raising hades. Finally Lee strangled the gator
and let it float to the top like a dime store goldfish. Lee then
slowly climbed out of the pool. .
Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.
Finally the host says, "Well, Lee, I reckon I owe you a million
dollars."
"No, that's okay. I don't want it," said Lee.
Mike said, "Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet.
How about half a million bucks then?"
"No thanks. I don't want it," answered Lee.
The host said, "Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was
amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options?"
Again Lee said no.
Confused, Mike asked, "Well, Lee, then what do you want?"
Lee said, "I want the name of that jerk who pushed me in the pool!"
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