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“A Hail Mary for Sure!”

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Mortgage and Lending with Mortgage Consultant, Right Trac Financial Group, Inc. NMLS # 2709 NMLS # 6869

“A Hail Mary for Sure!”

 

 

 

 

 

Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation.

They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed they headed for a store and bought some very outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc.

The next morning, they went to the beach dressed in their 'tourist' garb. They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a "drop-dead gorgeous" blonde in a topless bikini came walking straight towards them. They couldn't help but stare.

As the blonde passed them, she smiled and said, "Good Morning, Father. Good Morning, Father," nodding and addressing each of them individually, then she passed on by.

They were both stunned. How in the world did she know they were priests?

So, the next day they went back to the store and bought even more outrageous outfits. These were so loud you could hear them before you even saw them! Once again, in their new attire, they settled down in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine. After a little while, the same gorgeous blonde, wearing a different colored topless bikini, taking her sweet time, came walking toward them. Again, she nodded at each of them, and said, "Good morning, Father. Good morning, Father," and started to walk away. One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and said, "Just a minute, young lady."

"Yes, Father?"

"We are priests and proud of it; but I have to know, how in the world do you know we are priests, dressed as we are?"

She replied, "Father, it's me, Sister Kathleen."

 

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Comments (12)

Kat Palmiotti
eXp Commercial, Referral Divison - Kalispell, MT
Helping your Montana dreams take root

HAHA. That was a good one. I bet they never looked at her the same.

Sep 13, 2017 03:26 AM
Nathan Gesner
American West Realty and Management - Cody, WY
Broker / Property Manager

That one caught me by surprise! Thanks for the morning laugh!

Sep 13, 2017 04:02 AM
Nina Hollander, Broker
Coldwell Banker Realty - Charlotte, NC
Your Greater Charlotte Realtor

Good morning, Joe... now this one is really, really good! Never saw that punch line coming!

Sep 13, 2017 04:09 AM
Wayne Martin
Wayne M Martin - Chicago, IL
Real Estate Broker - Retired

Good morning Joe. Nuns get a vacation too! Cute! Enjoy your day!

Sep 13, 2017 05:28 AM
William Feela
WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

Well, someone forgato to kep their destination quiet.   Never know who youu may see

Sep 13, 2017 05:44 AM
Raymond E. Camp
Ontario, NY

Good morning Joe,

Sometimes we do not see the forest for the trees!

Make yourself an astonishing day.

Sep 13, 2017 06:29 AM
Sheila Anderson
Referral Group Incorporated - East Brunswick, NJ
The Real Estate Whisperer Who Listens 732-715-1133

Good morning Joe. Ta dum bum........This really did make me laugh. Thanks for the morning chuckle.

Sep 13, 2017 07:38 AM
Liz and Bill Spear
Transaction Alliance 513.520.5305 www.LizTour.com - Mason, OH
Transaction Alliance Cincinnati & Dayton suburbs

Well I wasn't expecting that punch line!

Sep 13, 2017 01:09 PM
Joe Pryor
The Virtual Real Estate Team - Oklahoma City, OK
REALTOR® - Oklahoma Investment Properties

What I like about your jokes is that the punchline is not something you know halfway through the telling.

Sep 13, 2017 02:22 PM
David A. Weaver
Peoples Bank & Trust Co. - Scottsdale, AZ
24 years helping folks finance their dreams.

Best laugh of the day for sure.  Thanks again.

Sep 14, 2017 09:57 AM
Grant Schneider
Performance Development Strategies - Armonk, NY
Your Coach Helping You Create Successful Outcomes

Hi Joe - ha ha now that was a very funny one.  Everyone needs to be in cognato.

Sep 15, 2017 02:20 PM
Lise Howe
Keller Williams Capital Properties - Washington, DC
Assoc. Broker in DC, MD, VA and attorney in DC

OMG - forgive me Father for I have definitely spilled my coffee laughing out loud at this one! 

Sep 20, 2017 04:36 AM