Things I've Learned Along the Way

                                      Things I've learned along the way.

Life is a learning experience, and most of us could write a book about the things we've learned along the way.  I have a few things I probably wouldn't put in my book of life lessons, but they are important things I've learned.  Such as:

• Never feed a gaseous dog broccoli.
• TSA agents do not have a sense of humor no matter how hard you try.
• Do not drink a Coke while eating Mentos.
• A cat is really, really hard to bathe.
• I am not exempt from gravity.
• Never wash reds and whites together.
• Do not park under a power line.  Birds love to use your car for target practice.
• If you post your phone number online, people will call you.  A lot of people will call you.
• I retain ice cream.
• No matter how good they taste, fish smell bad before, during and after you cook them.  Hours after.
• A package will only be lost in the mail when it has to be there in 24 hours.
• The Internet will go down just as you hit save on your blog.
• You shouldn't say everything that comes to mind.
• Politicians are prone to amnesia right after elections.
• A two hour project always takes 4 hours.
• Your previous listing will sell within days of a new agent taking it over at your original suggested list price.  She is a genius and you were a moron.
• A birthday or anniversary will only be forgotten if it's a really big one.
• Toast always falls butter side down.
• Best of all, every day of learning is a good day. 

 

 

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(Disclaimer:  All grammatical mistakes, punctuation breakdowns and misspellings are purely for your amusement and entertainment.   Feel free to cackle.)