After 10 years, the wife starts to think their kid looks kinda strange so she decides to do a DNA test. She finds out that the kid is actually from completely different parents!
Wife: "Honey, I have something very serious to tell you."
Husband: "What's up?"
Wife: "According to DNA test results, Liam is not our child."
Husband: "Well, you don't remember, do you? When we were leaving the hospital, we noticed that our baby had a dirty diaper. Then you said, 'Please go change the baby, I'll wait for you here.' So, I went inside, got a clean one, and left the dirty one there."
(Moral: Never give a man a job that doesn't belong to him.)
Paul S. Henderson, REALTOR®, RE/MAX Professionals, Gig Harbor, Washington's preferred real estate Agent and Broker