Monday humor, after 10 years...

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After 10 years, the wife starts to think their kid looks kinda strange so she decides to do a DNA test. She finds out that the kid is actually from completely different parents!

Wife: "Honey, I have something very serious to tell you."

Husband: "What's up?"

Wife: "According to DNA test results, Liam is not our child."

Husband: "Well, you don't remember, do you? When we were leaving the hospital, we noticed that our baby had a dirty diaper. Then you said, 'Please go change the baby, I'll wait for you here.' So, I went inside, got a clean one, and left the dirty one there."

 

(Moral: Never give a man a job that doesn't belong to him.)

 

 

Paul S. Henderson, REALTOR®, RE/MAX Professionals, Gig Harbor, Washington's preferred real estate Agent and Broker

 

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Dick Greenberg
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Hi Paul - A Monday morning belly laugh is always a welcome diversion - thanks!

Aug 14, 2017 12:09 PM #1
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Paul,

What a wonderful story, and thank you for the laugh, this early afternoon.  A

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HI Paul! LOL!

I can count on one hand the number of diapers changed by my husband!!  The first gag and he was done.  However, now with our grandson he pitches in regularly and changes diapers. 

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Well, when there is a short cut it is good to weigh in your options.

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The kind of funny thing is that this is something that probably could happen.

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Well said Paul S. Henderson, CRS, REALTOR®, not sure if all the wives will agree, but this story shows how they should. 

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Hi Paul good joke even an engineer can appreciate.

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I actually know a couple that could have happened too!  I don't believe that guy ever changed a dirty diaper.  He once said to his baby, "It would be easier to make a new one than clean you up!"

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Haha, well, now, she didn't say a clean "what.!"

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Nice one Paul. His wife needs to be more specific next time 

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Paul

Funny story . . . . sounds about right.

Good luck and success.

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Oh, my, Paul, good for quite the chuckle as I near the end of my day!

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Paul, you are killing me, I am so glad I stopped...today was one of those days that needed a midnight belly laugh, Endre

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The Monday humor is just as funny on Tuesday, Paul. This was a scream! Love it!

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Hi Paul --- this is a great example of being specific.   

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Good morning again Paul and ta dum bum. I had to read it twice. Have a great day.

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OMG you crack me up! Keep em coming Paul S. Henderson, CRS, REALTOR®, !

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Paul, OOHHH. that was bad, and really funny as I am reading.  Maybe not so much in real life!

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Hi Paul- I missed this yesterday but that's ok...I got to laugh today!!! Thank you. 

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