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Tickle me Wednesday ~ Love by text Almost brings a tear to my eyes.

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Real Estate Agent with Fathom Realty Washington LLC

The wife, a retired college English instructor with emphasis on the Classics, was an unapologetic romantic; her husband, a retired salty Navy chief petty officer of thirty years’ service, was a no-nonsense guy.

 

   

 

One afternoon the wife went to the local Starbuck’s to meet a friend for coffee.  While awaiting her friend’s arrival, she exercised her new skill by sending her husband a romantic text message: "If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.  If you are laughing, send me your smile.  If you are eating, send me a bite.  If you are drinking, send me a sip.  If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you."

   

 

The husband responded:  "I'm takin' a crap.   Please advise."

 

Almost brings a tear to my eyes.

 

 

 

Posted by

 and courtesy of 

Paul S. Henderson, Residential Real Estate Broker 

Tacoma Washington 

Realtor ® BPOR, CRS, GRI, CDPE

Fathom Realty WA LLC

Serving

South Puget Sound in Washington State

 

 

 

 

Paul's Service Area


 

 

As a Residential Broker and Relocation Specialist, I sell homes in or around ,Tacoma, Gig Harbor, Lakewood, Steilacoom,  University Place, DuPont and Hartstene Pointe in Washington State.
Please visit my website at http://www.hartstenepointe.com to search for information 
(all information is believed to be accurate but is not guaranteed or warranted in any way)

Referrals are always welcomed and appreciated, Thank-you!

(As a member of the NWMLS, this blog post is intended to comply with NWMLS rules as pertaining to blogging.)

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Jeff Dowler, CRS
eXp Realty of California, Inc. - Carlsbad, CA
The Southern California Relocation Dude

Hi Paul

Thanks for the chuckle late in the day. I was wondering where this was going.

Jeff

Aug 16, 2017 04:48 PM
Debbie Reynolds, C21 Platinum Properties
Platinum Properties- (931)771-9070 - Clarksville, TN
The Dedicated Clarksville TN Realtor-(931)320-6730

From a man's perspective. Mine would have answered don't disturb me, I'm in the bathroom.

Aug 16, 2017 06:46 PM
Lottie Kendall
Compass - San Francisco, CA
Helping make your real estate dreams a reality

Perhaps not autobiographic??? I thought you might be that salty Navy officer!

Aug 16, 2017 07:14 PM
Sybil Campbell
Fernandina Beach, FL
Referral Agent Amelia Island Florida

There are no words for that one, Paul, it is just too funny!

Aug 16, 2017 07:50 PM
Endre Barath, Jr.
Berkshire Hathaway HomeServices California Properties - Beverly Hills, CA
Realtor - Los Angeles Home Sales 310.486.1002

Paul all I can say is 

Hooah

  :)) so how does she put up with you?:))Endre

Aug 16, 2017 11:06 PM
Sharon Tara
Sharon Tara Transformations - Portsmouth, NH
Retired New Hampshire Home Stager

That is hysterical. I shared on facebook so my mom can read it to my dad. He will LOVE it.

Aug 17, 2017 06:05 AM
Dick Greenberg
New Paradigm Partners LLC - Fort Collins, CO
Northern Colorado Residential Real Estate

Hi Paul - That's funny! Thanks for the nice belly laugh this afternoon - most welcome.

Aug 17, 2017 12:41 PM
Kathy Streib
Cypress, TX
Home Stager/Redesign

Hi Paul that is truly funny!  Since Larry rarely picks up his phone, a text like that would have gone unnoticed. 

Aug 17, 2017 03:03 PM
Patricia Feager, MBA, CRS, GRI,MRP
DFW FINE PROPERTIES - Flower Mound, TX
Selling Homes Changing Lives

And the battle of the sexes continues with comprehension of the English Language! LOL

Aug 19, 2017 12:26 AM
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