Do you enjoy tech humor? 10/9/17

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Real Estate Agent with Coldwell Banker United Realtors® ~ 512.346.1799

Another fantastic week-end! Our weather was sunny with clear skies, negotiated 2 repair amendments (waiting for 2 more), dinner with close friends, held a well attended open house on new listing, getting ready for new listing this week and made Handsome Hudson and Beautiful Beckett's soccer games (so much fun). Now it's Monday morning so grab a cup of your favorite morning brew and join me for some tech support humor to start your week.

It is springtime, and it has been raining for a month. At eight am on Saturday morning, the sun comes blazing forth!  The news server has crashed and indexes have to be rebuilt, so it’s down for a while.)

Support: “Thanks for calling [ISP]. How can I help you?”

Customer: “I’ve been trying since six am to get my newsgroups, and nothing is happening!”

Support: “Are you nuts?”

Customer: “What?”

Support: “It’s been raining for weeks. It’s nine am on a Saturday, and it’s warm and sunny out. What are you doing inside?”

Customer: “Holy cow, you’re right!” *click*

Co worker: “How the h*** do you do that?”

 

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James Dray
Fathom Realty AR LLC - Bentonville, AR
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Good morning Dorie.

Well I wasn't expecting that one. 

Oct 09, 2017 04:25 AM #2
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Roy Kelley
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Thanks for adding smiles to our faces with this tech support story.

Oct 09, 2017 04:55 AM #3
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Donald Urschalitz
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Love it, off to the beach!

Oct 09, 2017 04:55 AM #4
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Raymond E. Camp
Howard Hanna Real Estate Services - Ontario, NY
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Good morning Dorie,

We have to stop and smell the flowers sometimes.

Make yourself an astonishing day.

Oct 09, 2017 05:22 AM #5
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Anthony Acosta - ALLATLANTACONDOS.COM
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Good morning Dorie Dillard this is great reading, thank you for sharing.

Oct 09, 2017 05:49 AM #6
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Peter den Boer
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Hmmm, good point. See you later! (Shoot, still raining here)

 

Oct 09, 2017 06:10 AM #7
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Michael Jacobs
Coldwell Banker Residential Brokerage - Pasadena, CA
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Good morning, Dorie -- even if that conversation didn't happen...I'm sure the people in any customer service department will enjoy it.   Here's to a great week ahead.  

Oct 09, 2017 06:12 AM #8
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Lise Howe
Keller Williams Capital Properties - Washington, DC
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Thanks for the chuckle this morning - we are getting the rain and wind so the humor is much appreciated. 

Oct 09, 2017 06:34 AM #9
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Sheri Sperry - MCNE®
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Hi Dorie, 

It sounds like you had a wonderful and productive weekend and spent time with Beautiful Beckett and Handsome Hudson....Isn't that what matters most? 

Oct 09, 2017 07:04 AM #10
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Sheila Anderson
Referral Group Incorporated - East Brunswick, NJ
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Good morning Dorie. Sounds like a productive and fun weekend. The tech thing is another story.

Oct 09, 2017 07:48 AM #11
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Joe Pryor
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As I think about the lovely walk on by the ocean this morning for two hours without a phone I know the pleasure of this call.

Oct 09, 2017 08:00 AM #12
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That's one way to handle a customer service question, but I don't think many would get away with it...

Oct 09, 2017 08:01 AM #13
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Will Hamm
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Good one Dorie again to bring a smile to my face on this snowy morning in Denver.

 

Oct 09, 2017 08:16 AM #14
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Brian England
Arizona Focus Realty - Gilbert, AZ
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That is funny and great customer service, people shouldn't be inside on the computer when there is a beautiful world out there to explore!

Oct 09, 2017 11:10 AM #15
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Grant Schneider
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Hi Dorie - too much time in front of a computer can cause that effect.

Oct 09, 2017 11:12 AM #16
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Gene Mundt, IL/WI Mortgage Originator - FHA/VA/Conv/Jumbo/Portfolio/Refi
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Didn't see that one coming, Dorie Dillard ... not sure if I should laugh ... or cry!

Gene

Oct 09, 2017 11:48 AM #17
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Hi Dorie- it looks like you had another great weekend and so happy that you were able to get to HH's and BB's soccer games.  They grow up so quickly it's nice that you can see these fun and special moments. 

Oct 09, 2017 02:14 PM #18
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I love to hear the great stories of you grandchildren and the humor hits my funny bone Dorie Dillard 

Oct 09, 2017 10:45 PM #19
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Hi Dorie Dillard - We could all use more humor!

Thank you!

Oct 10, 2017 06:58 AM #20
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The art of distraction still works with tech humor.

Oct 10, 2017 04:53 PM #21
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