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Does This Carpet Make Me Look Fat?

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Does This Carpet Make Me Look Fat?

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Here is my weekly cat picture for Nina Hollander and the rest of the people here in the Rain that love cats!

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Comments (38)

Brian England
Ambrose Realty Management LLC - Gilbert, AZ
MBA, GRI, REALTOR® Real Estate in East Valley AZ

I know better than to fall into that trap as well Gabe Sanders , we have to be careful when such questions are asked, haha.

Nov 02, 2017 06:29 AM
Sandy Padula & Norm Padula, JD, GRI
HomeSmart Realty West & Florida Realty Investments - , CA
Presence, Persistence & Perseverance

No! Never, Sissy! At least you had better not vocalize that opinion, Brian England; she will get even when you least expect it!

Nov 02, 2017 07:17 AM
Michael Jacobs
Pasadena, CA
Pasadena And Southern California 818.516.4393

Good morning, Brian -- does Sissy know you took this photo?   I mean....really....

Nov 02, 2017 07:28 AM
Brian England
Ambrose Realty Management LLC - Gilbert, AZ
MBA, GRI, REALTOR® Real Estate in East Valley AZ

Haha, I would never say that about Sissy Sandy Padula and Norm Padula, JD, GRI NMLS#1483386 , I definitely know better than that.

Nov 02, 2017 07:34 AM
Brian England
Ambrose Realty Management LLC - Gilbert, AZ
MBA, GRI, REALTOR® Real Estate in East Valley AZ

Good morning Michael Jacobs , she might not know that Trish took that picture of her, I hope that you won't rat her out, haha.

Nov 02, 2017 07:37 AM
Joe Pryor
The Virtual Real Estate Team - Oklahoma City, OK
REALTOR® - Oklahoma Investment Properties

Bubble butts should always be appreciated even in cats or mine for that matter.

Nov 02, 2017 08:53 AM
Brian England
Ambrose Realty Management LLC - Gilbert, AZ
MBA, GRI, REALTOR® Real Estate in East Valley AZ

Haha, reminds me of the Sir Mix a Lot song, I like big butts and I cannot lie Joe Pryor 

Nov 02, 2017 09:37 AM
Belinda Spillman
Aspen Lane Real Estate Colorful Colorado - Aurora, CO
Colorado Living!

Oh Sissy.  Don't listen to them.  You are a real beauty.  It is good to bulk up a bit in case those crazy humans forget to fill your cat food bowl.

Nov 02, 2017 09:47 AM
Brian England
Ambrose Realty Management LLC - Gilbert, AZ
MBA, GRI, REALTOR® Real Estate in East Valley AZ

It certainly keeps a body warmer, right Belinda Spillman?  Sissy is definitely not fat though, haha.

Nov 02, 2017 10:34 AM
Ron and Alexandra Seigel
Napa Consultants - Carpinteria, CA
Luxury Real Estate Branding, Marketing & Strategy

Brian,

I would say, that is not Sissy's best look...she does have what some call a secretary spread...LOL

Nov 02, 2017 12:56 PM
Brian England
Ambrose Realty Management LLC - Gilbert, AZ
MBA, GRI, REALTOR® Real Estate in East Valley AZ

Haha, I have never heard of a secretary spread, if appropriate, can you explain what that is Ron and Alexandra Seigel?

Nov 02, 2017 01:19 PM
Ron and Alexandra Seigel
Napa Consultants - Carpinteria, CA
Luxury Real Estate Branding, Marketing & Strategy

Brian,

It used to be said of secretaries who sat all day long, and their but spread as did their thighs.  A

Nov 02, 2017 02:54 PM
Brian England

Well, that makes sense!

Nov 02, 2017 05:09 PM
Kathy Streib
Cypress, TX
Home Stager/Redesign

Hi Brian- I'd say that Sissy looks very comfortable where she is. It's a good color for her and it does not make her look fat. (always tell a woman that.)

Nov 02, 2017 06:38 PM
Brian England
Ambrose Realty Management LLC - Gilbert, AZ
MBA, GRI, REALTOR® Real Estate in East Valley AZ

That is exactly what I would tell any woman if asked that question Kathy Streib , I am no dummy, haha.

Nov 02, 2017 07:29 PM
James Dray
Fathom Realty - Bentonville, AR

Good morning Brian.

Most females do not take kindly to someone making a comment about their weight.  I hope Sissy doesn't find out about this

Nov 03, 2017 01:20 AM
Brian England
Ambrose Realty Management LLC - Gilbert, AZ
MBA, GRI, REALTOR® Real Estate in East Valley AZ

Good morning James Dray , you better not say anything to her.  If she finds out, I will blame you, haha.

Nov 03, 2017 05:39 AM
Debb Janes
Nature As Neighbors - Camas, WA
Put My Love of Nature At Work for You

Oh my gosh, baby got back. ;) Sissy wears it well, on or off the carpet. D

Nov 03, 2017 12:35 PM
Brian England
Ambrose Realty Management LLC - Gilbert, AZ
MBA, GRI, REALTOR® Real Estate in East Valley AZ

Haha, that she does Debb Janes EcoBroker and Bernie Stea JD , I hope that your day is going well.

Nov 03, 2017 12:43 PM
Brenda Whitman, Live in Laramie Real Estate
Live in Laramie Real Estate, Laramie, Wyoming - Laramie, WY
Broker/Co-Owner, Laramie, Wyoming

Ha ha ha!  Great title!  Then of course your post provides a useful link to East Valley, Arizona's greatest real estate agent!

Nov 04, 2017 08:54 PM
Brian England
Ambrose Realty Management LLC - Gilbert, AZ
MBA, GRI, REALTOR® Real Estate in East Valley AZ

Thanks Brenda Whitman, Live in Laramie Real Estate , I hope that many people will see the link to the greatest real estate agent in the East Valley!

Nov 05, 2017 06:15 AM