A guy took his blond girlfriend to her first football game. They had
great seats right behind their team's bench.

After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and
all the big muscles. But I just couldn't understand why they were killing
each other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, before the game started, they flipped a coin. One team got it and
then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the
quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like Helloooooo? It's only 25
cents!!!!"