Public Open House
Sunday, May 18, 2008 1PM to 4PM
8 Glenwood Road, Colts Neck NJ 07722
Directions: Route 34 to Clover Hill Road to Glenwood
I'm glad my new spanking MacBook was delivered by the shiney happy FedEx man today, even though it's 
pouring in New Jersey today. My fellow Active Rainer Jennifer Bukaty remarked on one of my blogs, "Hey old guy, are you still handcuffed to that PC? Get in the 21st century, Blotto and buy yourself a MacBook. You gotta be free!"
My kids have been flaunting Apple products to my face for years. Now I'm catching static from a thirty-something poet in gloomy Portland. Such are the trials and tribulations of buying and selling Colts Neck real estate!
Now in between the army of eager buyers who are just salivating to see 8 Glenwood Road, I can continue on my Path to Personal Productivity.
Armed with my new pink MacBook (no, they only come in black or white. Is Steve Jobs taking a color strategy out of Henry Ford's playbook?) I can reach out to my clients via e-mail, update my online Listing flyers and compose Top Secret company intergalactic memorandum...
Milk
Bread
Eggs
Seriously, this is a great house to sell. Probably a better one to live in. Once you're on top of that hill (the
lot is a magnficient 2.2 acres) you transcend all your cares and worries. At least I do. Communing with Nature on a whimsical Spring Sunday afternoon is a lot better than commuting with 11 million of the species on the New Jersey Turnpike come Monday morning.
But you can do both here. Many Colts Neck residents commute to New York City and Northern New Jersey. Colts Neck is centrally located with access to the Parkway, Route 9 and Route 18 and local bus and train transport.
So if you see those ANDREW J. LENZA REALTY OPEN HOUSE signs, follow the arrows to yours truly. Coffee? Gee, thanks you are a sport. High test and light with skim milk.
Do you know this little aside constitutes an advertisement under NJREC statutes? Oh yes. We are regulated and rightfully so.
So I represent the seller and I wax poetic because (a) it's my fiduciary obligation to my client and (b) I really think this is one of the best homes available in the $800,000 to $900,000 price range in Colts Neck.
So if you do attend my Public Open House, expect a tutorial in Agency Law as it pertains to How a Realtor May Represent You in a Transaction. My very first blog on Active Rain was a description of the New Jersey Consumer Information Statement.
Never divulge personal information or your motivation until and unless a New Jersey licensee describes WHO they work for and HOW that representation affects you -- should you pursue the home.
Wish me clear skies and fabulous sunshine on Sunday. The property is now in bloom and just a kalideoscope of natural color. Reminds me. Pack my Flonase.
Are you thinking of a purchase or sale of Monmouth County real estate? Call Andrew, Broker and Owner of ANDREW J. LENZA REALTY, today at (732) 431-9003 to get you on the path of realizing your Monmouth County real estate goals. Or e-mail me or visit me at my company website.
Andrew J. Lenza, ABR GRI MBA Broker/Owner
ANDREW J. LENZA REALTY
73 State Highway 34 Colts Neck, NJ 07722
Office Telephone (732) 431-9003
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ANDREW - This was the best post that I've ever seen describing a specific home and area. Somehow, you managed to get in a plug for your new Mac as well, and showed that you have poetic friends across the country. If the people of Colts Neck are looking for originality, they need look no further than Andrew J. Lenza Realty!