Wacky Wednesday 11/08/2017...

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Wacky Wednesday 11/08/2017

 

Moshe died. His will provided $40,000 for an elaborate funeral.

As the last guests departed the affair, his wife Sarah turned to her oldest and dearest friend. "Ah, well, Moshe would be pleased," she said.

"You're right," replied Ruth, who lowered her voice and leaned in close "So, go on, how much did this really cost?"

"All of it," said Sarah. "Forty thousand dollars."

"Aw, no!", Ruth exclaimed, "I mean, it was a very grand affair, but $40,000?"

Sarah answered, "The funeral was $6,500. I donated $1,000 to the Synagogue. The whiskey, wine and snacks were another $1,000. The rest went for the Memorial Stone."

Ruth computed quickly.

"Oy Vey! For the love of God, Sarah, $31,500 for a Memorial Stone? How big is it?"

"3 carats."



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Jeff Dowler
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That’s pretty funny, Paul. I was wondering where this was headed. Made me laugh!!

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Nov 08, 2017 08:48 PM #1
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Oh my gosh, Paul, did this one ever make me laugh. I'm sending it to a Jewish friend of mine who tells the best Jewish jokes with the best accent you can ever imagine!

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I wonder what Moshe would have said about those three karats, Paul?  Thanks for the morning laugh.

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This reminds me of the Woody Allen joke about two Jewish women, one who said the food was terrible at restaurant, and the other one said and such small portions also.

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Paul- now that's my kind of lady!

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Smart cookie, Paul! And, yes, it surely did put a smile on my face!

I hope you have a fabulous Friday!

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