“The Explanation”

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“The Explanation”

 

The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman.

And she was somewhat upset. 'You are a disrespectful pig' she cried.

'How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you ... I want a divorce right away!'

And the husband replied, 'Hang on just a minute love so at least I can tell you what happened.'

'Fine, go ahead,' she sobbed,' but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!'

And the husband began -- 'Well, I was getting into the car to drive home, and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car..

I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty.

She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days...

So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments.

Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes, so I threw them away.

Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't wear because you say they are too tight.

I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't wear because I don't have good taste.

I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and  don't wear because someone at work has a pair the same.'

The husband took a quick breath and continued - 'She was so grateful for my understanding and help that as I walked her to the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, 'Please .... Do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?

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Kat Palmiotti
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Haha. Well, I wonder what would happen next.

Dec 06, 2017 03:11 AM #1
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Barbara Todaro
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funny one, Joe Petrowsky thanks for the chuckle this morning...

Dec 06, 2017 03:41 AM #2
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That pretty much goes to show how people don't respect and be grateful to what they have or given, which some other people would die to get.  Great moral to the story, not that I am supporting what the husband it!!!

Dec 06, 2017 03:55 AM #3
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Dorie Dillard
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Good morning Joe Petrowsky ,

Thank you for the chuckle this morning..good one!

Dec 06, 2017 04:11 AM #4
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That maybe the funniest joke I heard heard in years and I must share it.

Dec 06, 2017 04:41 AM #5
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Wayne Martin
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Good morning Joe. This is indeed a funny one. Thanks for sharing. Enjoy your day!

Dec 06, 2017 04:50 AM #6
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Morning Joe..

Well sir, for once I'm speechless as I can't stop laughing

Dec 06, 2017 05:18 AM #7
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Good morning Joe and ta dum bum. I had no idea where this was going but it did give a chuckle.

Dec 06, 2017 08:33 AM #8
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Joe- one thing I love every day is a good chuckle and this one certainly did just that. 

Dec 06, 2017 07:03 PM #9
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Moral of the story - There is an explanation for everything if you just take the time to listen.

Dec 07, 2017 11:03 AM #10
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