Hi Friends. "Tis the season...so I wanted to share the gift of holiday laughter. Please enjoy a collection of new MLS Bloopers, as well as a few of my favorites I've collected over the years. Happy Holidays!
Bacon
"Large car pork" (Ham on wheels.)
“Easy SOW” (Why hogs should practice safe sex.)
“Submit poff of fuunds” (I think you’ve poffed enough already, Dweezil.)
“House has new sliding” (And Allstate has new insurance claim.)
Achin'
"Oven flew in from Italy" (I bet its tiny little arms got tired.)
“Skyy views” (Too much Skyy vodka and your view will include porcelain.)
“Staggers not done” (They will be when they hit the floor.)
“Big windo” (Lay off the corned beef and kraut.)
Taken
“Manuel operated” (Manuel should operate on your vowels.)
“Half timbured beams acents lvg rm” (…Half-baked bozo accents bar stool.)
“This is turkey” (So is the agent.)
"Make a holiday odder" (It's odd enough already, pal.)
MISTAKEN
“Viking bum warmer works” (Hence the reason I'm sitting on Hedvig's lap)
"Bra includes equipment" (Without a doubt, this is the best sales pitch of the year!)
"Termite damage on dick" (That's the danger with too much wood.)
That's it for this week, folks. Remember: Spell well and sell!
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That’s it for this week, folks. Remember: Spell well and sell!
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