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Friday Funnies; A HEART WARMING LAWYER STORY?

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Real Estate Agent with Fathom Realty Washington LLC

A HEART WARMING LAWYER STORY?

 

One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass.

 

Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.

 

He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass ?"

 

"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass."

 

"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the lawyer said.

 

"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there eating grass under that tree."

 

"Bring them along," the lawyer replied.

 

Turning to the second poor man he stated, "You may come with us, also."

 

The other man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and six children with me!"

 

"Bring them all as well," the lawyer answered.

 

They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine.

 

Once under way, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."

 

The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place. The grass is almost a foot high."

 

 

Posted by

 and courtesy of 

Paul S. Henderson, Residential Real Estate Broker 

Tacoma Washington 

Realtor ® BPOR, CRS, GRI, CDPE

Fathom Realty WA LLC

Serving

South Puget Sound in Washington State

 

 

 

 

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As a Residential Broker and Relocation Specialist, I sell homes in or around ,Tacoma, Gig Harbor, Lakewood, Steilacoom,  University Place, DuPont and Hartstene Pointe in Washington State.
Please visit my website at http://www.hartstenepointe.com to search for information 

(all information is believed to be accurate but is not guaranteed or warranted in any way)

Referrals are always welcomed and appreciated, Thank-you!

(As a member of the NWMLS, this blog post is intended to comply with NWMLS rules as pertaining to blogging.)

isspfmtysmily

iaa

 

Comments(8)

Marte Cliff
Marte Cliff Copywriting - Priest River, ID
Your real estate writer

Thank you for the good laugh!

Dec 08, 2017 10:44 PM
Endre Barath, Jr.
Berkshire Hathaway HomeServices California Properties - Beverly Hills, CA
Realtor - Los Angeles Home Sales 310.486.1002

After what I went through in the last two days and dealing with Attorneys, this was so spot on, Loved it Paul:))Endre

Dec 08, 2017 11:48 PM
Sheila Anderson
Referral Group Incorporated - East Brunswick, NJ
The Real Estate Whisperer Who Listens 732-715-1133

Good morning again Paul. You got me with this one. Ta dum bum.......but I did chuckle.

Dec 09, 2017 05:10 AM
Joe Pryor
The Virtual Real Estate Team - Oklahoma City, OK
REALTOR® - Oklahoma Investment Properties

That is a very dark humor joke but a cool variation on a lawyer joke.

Dec 09, 2017 05:17 AM
Nina Hollander, Broker
Coldwell Banker Realty - Charlotte, NC
Your Greater Charlotte Realtor

So didn't expect this punchline, Paul... as Joe Pryor said, it is dark humor... but I still laughed like mad.

Dec 09, 2017 05:54 AM
Sally K. & David L. Hanson
EXP Realty 414-525-0563 - Brookfield, WI
WI Real Estate Agents - Luxury - Divorce

I new there was a twist in there somewhere....thank you for the smile !

Dec 09, 2017 05:58 AM
Michael Jacobs
Pasadena, CA
Pasadena And Southern California 818.516.4393

Hi Paul -- i could have predicted this "punchline"....poor attorneys/lawyers...huh?

Dec 10, 2017 08:24 AM
Lou Ludwig
Ludwig & Associates - Boca Raton, FL
Designations Earned CRB, CRS, CIPS, GRI, SRES, TRC

Paul

Wow so nice of the lawyer to feel the poor . . . .

Good luck and success.

Lou Ludwig

Dec 10, 2017 08:52 PM