“I wonder what the Officer was thinking?”

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“I wonder what the Officer was thinking?”

 

 

 

A wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbor to report that her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description. She said, "He's 35 years old, 6 feet 4, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, is soft-spoken, and is good to the children."

The next-door neighbor protested, "Your husband is 5 feet 4, chubby, bald, has a big mouth, and is mean to your children."

The wife replied, "Yes, but who wants HIM back?"

 

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Kat Palmiotti
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Hahaha...  I'm surprised she bothered reporting him missing!

Feb 07, 2018 03:02 AM #1
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James Dray
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Morning Joe.

Wishful thinking, I suspect some of the same reasons she gave them false information, in hopes he would never be found

Feb 07, 2018 03:37 AM #2
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William Feela
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Well as long as you have a chance to upgrade take advantage of it.

Feb 07, 2018 04:01 AM #3
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Wayne Martin
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Good morning Joe. A good lesson about asking more questions to learn the real truth! Enjoy your day!

Feb 07, 2018 05:28 AM #4
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Sheila Anderson
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Good morning Joe and ta dum bum. This is rough but kinda funny too. Have a good day.

Feb 07, 2018 08:42 AM #5
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David A. Weaver
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Ahh Joe, another in a long line of great stories.  Can't wait for the next episode.

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Nice one Joe. I guess sometimes it helps to create an alternate reality 

Feb 07, 2018 01:29 PM #7
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Now this one I saw the punch line coming as well as the wife's wishful thinking.

Feb 07, 2018 05:15 PM #8
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