It’s Martin Luther King Jr. Day and time to remember our history and honor this man. Unfortunately I will be working as I have an early Advisory board meeting and a listing appointment in the afternoon. I've had a busy week-end coming to terms with a seller who contacted me because they heard I might have a buyer for his home before he listed it (I showed his neighbors house and it wasn't a good fit - see neighbors do talk). My buyer loved the home and we are under contract! Love it! I got to watch Handsome Hudson's flag football team play on Saturday! Why not grab a cup of your favorite morning brew and join me for some tech humor to start your week off!
(A tech support agent works all over the state installing windows. He’s talking to his coworker as he approaches a customer’s house.)
Coworker: “On the porch there’s a half-smoked joint. I ain’t kidding.”
Tech: “No, these people are way too uptight for sure to smoke pot; maybe the house we did yesterday, but not this one.”
(They walk into the house to inform the homeowner that they are about to start working in this room and the homeowner has a giant blunt in his hand with at least three grams of pot on the table.)
Tech: “Um, sir, we are about to start working in this room. You may want to leave.”
Homeowner: “Haha, nah, I’m good. *takes hit off of blunt* “Reeeeaaallllyyyyy gooooooood.” *falls out of chair and laughs for a good twenty minutes on the floor*
Coworker: *to the tech* “Told you.”