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The little things can jog the memory...

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Real Estate Broker/Owner with WHISPERING PINES REALTY 20398180

JUST FOR FUN

 

On Sunday's a young Priest would meet the Elder Priest of the church.

They would go for a bike ride and discuss issues of life and how the week had gone.

 

One Sunday the young priest came walking instead of on his bike.

The Elder Priest asked..."Where is your bike?"

 

"Some body stole it and I believe it is one of the members of our church.  but I don't know how to go about finding it."

"Well, next Sunday, work the 10 Commandments into your sermon and when you get to the one that says Thou shalt not steal just mention that you have misplaced your bike and if anyone knew where it was it would be appreciated if it could be returned."

 

The next Sunday the young Priest came riding his bike.

"Well I see yo took my advice."

"Yes I did, and when I got to the one that says THOU  SHALT NOT COMMIT ADULTERY    I remembered where I had left  it!

 

Comments (11)

Myrl Jeffcoat
Sacramento, CA
Greater Sacramento Realtor - Retired

That's pretty hilarious, William!  I remember a very real situation where someone I know "took the dog out for a walk."  However, he forgot and left the dog at his lover's house, and had to go back to retrieve it with an odd explanation to tell.

Feb 03, 2018 06:10 PM
Ron and Alexandra Seigel
Napa Consultants - Carpinteria, CA
Luxury Real Estate Branding, Marketing & Strategy

William,

That is a really good one, I love the unexpected twist in this story.  Happy Sunday, A

Feb 03, 2018 06:27 PM
Gloria Valvasori, Accredited Senior Agent
BETTER HOMES AND GARDENS REAL ESTATE SIGNATURE SERVICE - Mississauga, ON
REAL Experience | REAL Commitment | REAL Results!

HAHAHAHA  LMAO... I love that one William... and I really neeeded something to make me smile today... 

Feb 03, 2018 06:33 PM
Paul S. Henderson, REALTOR®, CRS
Fathom Realty Washington LLC - Tacoma, WA
South Puget Sound Washington Agent/Broker!

I love your Mastery of the art of humor. This is A good one William Feela 

Feb 03, 2018 10:15 PM
Sally K. & David L. Hanson
EXP Realty 414-525-0563 - Brookfield, WI
WI Real Estate Agents - Luxury - Divorce

Oops not the punchline we expected...enjoy your Sunday !

Feb 04, 2018 04:06 AM
Gabe Sanders
Real Estate of Florida specializing in Martin County Residential Homes, Condos and Land Sales - Stuart, FL
Stuart Florida Real Estate

Whoops!  I'm laughing pretty hard.  Not sure if the old priest is, though.

Feb 04, 2018 05:12 AM
Roy Kelley
Retired - Gaithersburg, MD

Thank you very much for sharing this story and adding smiles to our faces.

Feb 04, 2018 05:51 AM
Vern Eaton
Askov, MN
Realtor 651-674-7449

Funny Funny funny.  I bet with a few drinks in yo uwoul could go on for hours!

Feb 04, 2018 10:25 AM
Debe Maxwell, CRS
Savvy + Company (704) 491-3310 - Charlotte, NC
The RIGHT CHARLOTTE REALTOR!

Nice one William. So you justify committing adultry in order to "remember" where you left things. Don't think that would hold up during the divorce procedings.

Feb 04, 2018 11:10 AM
JL Boney, III
Coldwell Banker - Columbia, SC
Columbia, SC Real Estate

Someone needs to pull that young man to the side and explain that you don't tell on yourself.

Feb 04, 2018 12:59 PM
Debbie Reynolds, C21 Platinum Properties
Platinum Properties- (931)771-9070 - Clarksville, TN
The Dedicated Clarksville TN Realtor-(931)320-6730

Oh no, tell me it isn't so. That one made me laugh, William.

Feb 04, 2018 05:05 PM