"Double Pain Windows" Ouch! Hilarious MLS Bloopers

Hi Friends - I am one day early with this week's Blooper Blog, but it's never too early for humor. Some of these MLS bloopers made me laugh aloud, so I hope they lift your spirits as well and start your week-end with a smile. Thanks to Jane Peters, Carla Muss-Jacobs for some great finds. I'm still trying to decipher a few of them, so feel free to weigh in:

Only A Fool…

“Poole and jakuzzi” (Spelling ignorance is no excuzzi, you foolzi.)

“No arousal before open house hours” (Well there go my brunch plans with the FedEx guy.)

“Chinese served” (How do you squeeze them onto a platter?)

“Double pain windows” (…Not as painful as your spelling.)

 “Koala toilet” (Why would anyone install a eucalyptus tree in a bathroom?)

You Can’t Spell ‘Pool’?

“New pole installed” (Hence the stripper dangling in the living room.)

“FP with caved mantle” (Well now we know where the stripper landed.)

“Infinite pool” (That’s the ocean you’re staring at, Cheech.)

“Above ground poll” (No polls are above dirt in politics, pal.)

 Spoken Like A Tool

“2 subs in kitchen” (Red Alert - The Russians Are Coming.)

“Dr is imported” (From where – the ER or the golf course?)

“Extra large wok area” (That's a satellite dish. Now climb down slowly and hand me your bong.)

“Doth empty in March” (Duplex for sale, Mr. Shakespeare?)

 But This Is Cool

“No longer evacuating” (Have you tried an enema?)

“Japanese saking tub” (A tub filled with sake – why didn't I think of that?)

“Seller have many good bran in kitchen” (Seller spend many good hours on toilet.)

“Cod inside - doing repairs" (How do they swing hammers with their tiny little fins?)

Finale

“New barber in bedroom” (Uh,  trim or a blow-out?)

"Original poo with dvng brd" (Seriously??? It seems you don't  need a diving board to fall face forward in s__t!)

That’s it for this week, folks. Remember: Spell well and sell.