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A Knock Knock Joke for July 1, International Joke Day

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orange banana apple imageA Knock Knock Joke for July 1, International Joke Day

by San Jose Lynbrook High REALTOR Michelle Carr Crowe

Who doesn't enjoy a good, clean knock knock joke. Here's one to celebrate July 1, which is International Joke Day!

My younger brother Lance had a short list of long-running jokes with our Granddad Carr, who was a gifted comedian and storyteller himself.

Here is one of his (their) favorite Knock Knock Jokes.

Lance: "Knock Knock!"

Granddad: "Who's there?"

Lance: "Banana."

Granddad: "Banana Who?"

Lance: "Knock Knock!" orange banana smile image

Granddad: "Who's there?"

Lance: "Banana."

Granddad: "Banana Who?"

Lance: "Knock Knock!"

Granddad: "Who's there?"

Lance: "Orange!"

Granddad: "Orange Who?"

Lance: "Orange you glad I didn't say Banana?"

Tee hee hee.

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Michelle Cherie Carr Crowe and her "Get Results Team" (established by the late legendary Silicon Valley super agent Judy Carr) are known as the "Lynbrook and Cupertino Schools Experts." Coaching clients to success is Michelle's passion, making her and her team creative catalysts for positive change in people's lives. She is a Silicon Valley-based multi-million dollar real estate consultant, author, coach and trainer who works by referral only.

Her designations have included: Accredited Buyers Representative (ABR), Accredited Consultant of Real Estate (ACRE), Accredited Luxury Home Specialist (ALHS)Accredited Staging Professional (ASP)Certified Distressed Property Expert (CDPE),  Property Marketing Expert (PME), Real Estate CyberSpace Specialist (RECS), and Senior Real Estate Specialist (SRES).

Michelle is an internationally-published freelance writer with over 1,200 traditional articles published in print and online, co-author of two books on Silicon Valley-specific real estate as well as over 68,000 blog posts on Blogger, ActiveRain, Examiner, FaceBook, Realtor, Trulia, RealBird and others. She enjoys reading, traveling, animals, nature, family, dancing, staging, consulting, coaching and praying. Check out her blog at www.activerain.com/results or visit her online at www.michellejudycarr.com. For RE$ult$ ... Just Call ... (408) 252-8900.

 

Comments(2)

William Feela
WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

Yes that is a great one for the grand kids.

Thanks for the chuckle

Jul 01, 2018 06:36 PM
MichelleCherie Carr Crowe .Just Call. 408-252-8900
Get Results Team...Just Call (408) 252-8900! . DRE #00901962 . Licensed to Sell since 1985 . Altas Realty - San Jose, CA
Family Helping Families Buy & Sell Homes 40+ Years

William I hope you share it with your grandchildren and enjoy the laughs.

Jul 02, 2018 01:13 PM