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Tuesday Tickles - Some Cat and Dog Jokes To Make You Laugh

By
Real Estate Agent with Lisa Von Domek Team TX License #0552989

Into every day a little laughter goes a long way...enjoy these jokes and have a few laughs today!  

And a big Thank You to Reader's Digest for their wonderful collection of jokes to share...

Q: What do chemists' dogs do with their bones?
A: They barium!


Q: What did the cat say when the mouse got away?
A: You've got to be kitten me!


Q: Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?
A: There are too many cheetahs.

 

 

 

 
 
 

 

 
 

 

 
 
 

Comments(9)

Sheila Anderson
Referral Group Incorporated - East Brunswick, NJ
The Real Estate Whisperer Who Listens 732-715-1133

Good afternoon Lisa. Too funny and all from Readers Digust too. I remember reading it years ago.

Jul 17, 2018 11:03 AM
Debe Maxwell, CRS
Savvy + Company (704) 491-3310 - Charlotte, NC
The RIGHT CHARLOTTE REALTOR!

Very funny Lisa. However, when I told them to my two dogs (Barney & Duke) and my cat Charlotte they just didn't get it 

Jul 17, 2018 03:47 PM
George Souto
George Souto NMLS #65149 FHA, CHFA, VA Mortgages - Middletown, CT
Your Connecticut Mortgage Expert

Lisa those are pretty corny but they still made me laugh

Jul 17, 2018 05:10 PM
Sheri Sperry - MCNE®
Coldwell Banker Realty - Sedona, AZ
(928) 274-7355 ~ YOUR Solutions REALTOR®

Those are the kind of jokes I hope to tell my grandson in a year or two!

Jul 17, 2018 09:12 PM
James Dray
Fathom Realty - Bentonville, AR

Morning Lisa.

As soon as my great grand kids get old enough to understand, I hope to be around to tell them these silly one liners.

Jul 18, 2018 02:00 AM
Grant Schneider
Performance Development Strategies - Armonk, NY
Your Coach Helping You Create Successful Outcomes

Godd mroning Lisa - thanks for the laughs.  That is a magazine I haven't seen in a while.

Jul 18, 2018 06:39 AM
Brian England
Ambrose Realty Management LLC - Gilbert, AZ
MBA, GRI, REALTOR® Real Estate in East Valley AZ

These are good and I always enjoyed reading the jokes in Readers Digest, but I haven't read that magazine in a long time.

Jul 18, 2018 07:47 AM
Joe Pryor
The Virtual Real Estate Team - Oklahoma City, OK
REALTOR® - Oklahoma Investment Properties

Can you here the graons coming from my typing on the computer. Take my wife, please!

Jul 18, 2018 12:51 PM
Debbie Reynolds, C21 Platinum Properties
Platinum Properties- (931)771-9070 - Clarksville, TN
The Dedicated Clarksville TN Realtor-(931)320-6730

Cute and my grandsons would all love them as they all have both cats and dogs at their houses.

Jul 19, 2018 11:35 PM