Oh Foul Nasty Weed!

How I hate you!

Don`t you know I`m selling my house and you`re ruining my lawn

Don`t smile at me with those twinkling yellow petals! You are not a FLOWER my friend- you are a fiendish weed sent from the depths below, and in the pudgy hands of babes to wreak havoc in my life.

I`m not allowed to poison you here where I live, and so I`ve resorted to turning my lovely green

landscape into a blighted dirt puddled wasteland. What to do- What to do...

I swat the hand of husband away from the TV converter during NHL Playoffs so that I can watch transfixed the Commercials flogging Weed Fork Contraptions and Fertilizers to get rid of you. Do I dare- Will they work

Rotten DANDELION! Dandy-lyin -dang-it dyin-Yellow Bellied grass filler-HOW I HATE YOU!

Go Away and Take your furry friends with you!

Or Else!