Hi Friends, some of you asked for another MLS blooper post, so I aim to please. Here is a mixture of some new head-scratching bloopers, as well as some of my old favorites that I thought were so funny they deserved another round:
Plug In The George Foreman
“Radiation heat” (Buy, fry, and die.)
"Really goose house" (We'll bend over backwards for you.)
“Flame retarded fabrics” (I think the flames had the same effect on you.)
“Sale due to divorcee" (Did you really believe she was your hubby's mechanic?)
"Chandeeleer excluded" (Because it fell on your head and scrambled your alphabet?)
And Now For the Side Dishes
“Drawing for a pad” (For those with urinary challenges...)
“Nice orifice” (Get your foot out of it.)
“Trees will be curt” (They must be French.)
“Will disgust carrie” (That's because Will can't spell.)
“Gas – landlord” (I suspect he needs to make a deposit.)
Just Desserts
"Spittle staircase" (This house will make you drool.)
“Call about nice seller proposal” (As long as he has a job and is six feet above dirt, maybe I will...)
“Incorrigible city views” (Welcome to Los Angeles.)
My Faves of the Week
“Please aske for assassin” (I'm sure your wife already has.)
“Lawn just laid” (This yard gets more action than I do.)
That's all until next time, folks. In the meantime - Spell Well and Sell! * This is a re-post from 2016, as I am out for the summer. I hope you enjoyed it! )
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