Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use..... The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants!


 That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down.....


 Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the Border....

 When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him  a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq ....


 Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour  in the military.....


 Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it.....After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country.....


He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot......


This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a  solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life forthemselves......


 If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the  canteen, rifle or ammo.....


 Problem solved.....

 
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6 Comments on George Carlin 's solution - SOLUTION TO THE GAS CRISIS

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28
2008
264,678 Points 59 Featured Posts Outside Blog

Lol Rob, ya gotta appreciate George Carlin:-)

4:13pm • #1
MAY
29
2008
198,978 Points 3 Featured Posts Localism Sponsor Outside Blog

Hey, Rob!

I think George Carlin has  great idea, there!  LOL

7:44am • #2
190,910 Points Outside Blog

Would not it be easier to enforce the law that penalize employers for hiring workers known to be illegal?  Without employers willing to pay immigrants, workers would stay in their home country. 

If employers were fined the $10,000 as specified under law and someone had the guts to enforce the law, maybe we could get to root cause of the problem and not deal with the symptoms.

But, I guess it wouldn't be American to hold the legislators and public officials accountable for not enforcing the laws of the land, and just blame the immigrants who seek work like anyone else who is responsible party trying to raise their family.

8:30am • #3
356,136 Points 30 Featured Posts Outside Blog

Rob, you are hilarious!  Wow!  That's definitely "outside the box" thinking.  I love it!  May I reproduce it on my company's blog?  I would love to share it with my clients!  I will give you the credit for it and link you to the website. 

I would also like to invite you to our Optimist Group.  You will find like minded people there.  Please post this to our group!  Thank you!

1:19pm • #4
214,241 Points 2 Featured Posts Outside Blog

Rob..love George Carlin here....he sure does tell the truth!

BLRGUY

1:34pm • #5
284,416 Points 13 Featured Posts Outside Blog

Gotta love George!  He say's it the way itis! I believe his is right on this one!!!

10:03pm • #6

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