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My Movie Review of KILL BILL

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Services for Real Estate Pros with Ward County Notary Services 607851

KB-1Okay, I'm 20 years late considering the release date of this movie but I so rarely watch movies BUT when one of my favorite bloggers said this is a great movie I decided to buy it at the thrift store for $1.00.

I didn't "get" it.

One of the pastors at my church is a real movie freak and I asked him about it. He explained. I "got" it. But I still hated it. It's a movie that starts in the middle and never explains what happened before the movie started. One can deduce that the "hero" was as much as a slime ball as those she is hunting down which doesn't make me want to cheer for her as she shows no mercy in brutally killing and dismembering a hundred or so people.

The CD jacket says "Loaded with explosive action and outrageous humor". I guess I missed the humor part... unless it was the be-headings... all the times people were cut (lots of sword fights) and bleed like human fire extinguishers... or seeing a mother assassinated in front of her 4 year old child. If you find that kind of thing humorous then yes Kill Bill is a real laugh riot.

My pastor friend says the beauty of  director Quentin Tarantino in this film is that instead of a movie turning a comic into a movie he has taken a movie and turned it into a comic book.

I still don't get it.

 

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Bob "RealMan" Timm
Ward County Notary Services - Minot, ND
Owner of Ward Co Notary Services retired RE Broker

I just have to say Wayne Johnson , quoting a friend of mine, there is the worst and the worster.

Mar 18, 2019 08:31 AM
William Feela
WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

WEll, This movie has me looking over my shoulder all the time!

Mar 18, 2019 08:52 AM
Nina Hollander, Broker
Coldwell Banker Realty - Charlotte, NC
Your Greater Charlotte Realtor

Not my kind of movie, Bob... and I know I wouldn't "get it" either.

Mar 18, 2019 09:33 AM
Grant Schneider
Performance Development Strategies - Armonk, NY
Your Coach Helping You Create Successful Outcomes

Hi Bob "RealMan" Timm - I am with you.  I really don't get it either.

Mar 18, 2019 09:53 AM
Michael Jacobs
Pasadena, CA
Pasadena And Southern California 818.516.4393

Hi Bob - I didn't see it when it was initially released and years later I don't have any desire. Is that a question of "getting it" or not will likely remain unanswered.  That's okay. 

Mar 18, 2019 10:22 AM
Bob "RealMan" Timm
Ward County Notary Services - Minot, ND
Owner of Ward Co Notary Services retired RE Broker

Gee William Feela were you a trained assassin in another life?

Mar 18, 2019 11:27 AM
Bob "RealMan" Timm
Ward County Notary Services - Minot, ND
Owner of Ward Co Notary Services retired RE Broker

I wouldn't recommend this movie to anyone Nina Hollander .  It was all senseless violence and profanity.

Mar 18, 2019 11:29 AM
Bob "RealMan" Timm
Ward County Notary Services - Minot, ND
Owner of Ward Co Notary Services retired RE Broker

Grant Schneider I doubt the light will ever come on for me to understand this movie.

Mar 18, 2019 11:29 AM
Bob "RealMan" Timm
Ward County Notary Services - Minot, ND
Owner of Ward Co Notary Services retired RE Broker

Michael Jacobs it was actually an AR person who got me interested in checking it out. After reading the DVD case I should have known better.

Mar 18, 2019 11:31 AM
Sheri Sperry - MCNE®
Coldwell Banker Realty - Sedona, AZ
(928) 274-7355 ~ YOUR Solutions REALTOR®

Hi Bob "RealMan" Timm - It is not my kind of movie and would not watch it unless someone in my movie group decided to preview it. 

Mar 18, 2019 12:04 PM
Bob "RealMan" Timm
Ward County Notary Services - Minot, ND
Owner of Ward Co Notary Services retired RE Broker

I learned a lesson with this one Sheri Sperry - MCNE® ... at the 1st sign of offence just turn it off. In this case that would have been in the 1st minute.

Mar 18, 2019 12:21 PM
James Dray
Fathom Realty - Bentonville, AR

Morning Bob.

Never did see the movie, after this review, I doubt that I ever will

Mar 19, 2019 01:32 AM
Bob "RealMan" Timm
Ward County Notary Services - Minot, ND
Owner of Ward Co Notary Services retired RE Broker

It was a waste of my time James Dray BUT it was a huge box office smash so obviously many people did like it.

Mar 19, 2019 05:53 AM
Candice A. Donofrio
Next Wave RE Investments LLC Bullhead City AZ Commercial RE Broker - Fort Mohave, AZ
928-201-4BHC (4242) call/text

One of my all-time favorite movies! And yet, Tarantino movies are not for everyone. It's highly stylized and an assault to the senses.

Okay so I will recommend to you another one of my favorite movies that will not be anything like this. Legally Blonde. 💖

Mar 19, 2019 05:53 AM
Joe Pryor
The Virtual Real Estate Team - Oklahoma City, OK
REALTOR® - Oklahoma Investment Properties

I love his movies and she is such a bad ass in these two that you have to just sit back and enjoy.

Mar 19, 2019 07:07 AM
Bob "RealMan" Timm
Ward County Notary Services - Minot, ND
Owner of Ward Co Notary Services retired RE Broker

No denying that she is a great actress Joe Pryor . I did enjoy Pulp Fiction.

Mar 19, 2019 08:46 AM
Roy Kelley
Retired - Gaithersburg, MD

Thanks for sharing your thoughts on this movie. I have not seen it.

Mar 19, 2019 12:40 PM
Bob "RealMan" Timm
Ward County Notary Services - Minot, ND
Owner of Ward Co Notary Services retired RE Broker

You are welcome Roy Kelley , as you can tell I don't recommend it.

Mar 19, 2019 01:43 PM
Endre Barath, Jr.
Berkshire Hathaway HomeServices California Properties - Beverly Hills, CA
Realtor - Los Angeles Home Sales 310.486.1002

Bob, I have never seen the movie, I remember the Title and that it was a QT movie... with that said even now I would not want to spend $1 to see it:)Endre

Mar 19, 2019 11:19 PM
Bob "RealMan" Timm
Ward County Notary Services - Minot, ND
Owner of Ward Co Notary Services retired RE Broker

Endre Barath, Jr. the dollar was not nearly as painful as the hour and a half watching it. 

Mar 20, 2019 05:49 AM