Hi Friends - Welcome to Blooper Friday. Some things never change, and it seems that a lack of proofreading is one of them. Here are some new bloopers and a few of my favorite oldies for your pleasure. Please enjoy these hysterical gaffes:
Cooking Your Own Goose?
"Extra oven, warm drawers" (That's your first clue not to stick your ass in the oven.)
"Two bedrooms and large orifice" (Congratulations - you managed to get your foot into it.)
"Warts seeing" (If your warts have eyes, I'm guessing it's an STD.)
"Watch the moaning sun" (It's moaning about your inability to proofread.)
"Use your imagininaton" (Well, you certainly do when it comes to spelling!)
Stewing in your Own Juice?
"Near coffee hoses" (For those who are into caffeine colonics.)
"Spayer leaks" (I hear that's why the vet fired him.)
"Damp area on grass being investigated" (Apparently the spayer took another leak.)
"Call or fix" (You're getting a lot of mileage out of that spayer, aren't you?)
"This has all the belly whistles" (Have you tried Beano?)
Weaving Your Own Noose?
"Tab & hairs negotiable" (This must be an ad for a close-out sale at a police evidence room.)
"Cashier check mandatory" (Great - I'll frisk the cute guy at Register #1.)
"End of driveway has big drop of" (It seems you spoke too soon...)
"The views will catapult you" (You should have stopped at the end of the driveway...)
"Built-in twin bucks" (Hence the antler hat rack on the wall.)
Hanging Loose!
"New paint - your prick!" (First men name their johnsons, and now they're painting them!)
That's it for this week, folks. Remember: Spell well and sell!
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