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Real Estate Agent with EXP Realty 414-525-0563 57026-90 Broker

Gwen never fails to entertain us !

Original content by Gwen Banta BRE # 01362887

Hi, friends – welcome to this week’s edition of “How to shoot yourself in the foot in a public forum.” 

Gone To Waste

“MUST be accompanied” (Is that why an accordion player is trailing me?)

“Tall pams sway in the breeze” (Oh yes, the Pams - my favorite women’s basketball team.)

“Call or don’t go” (Charming. Do you also cook small children?)

“Nice back dried up” (Oh, I just thought you were breaded.)

“Very small car garage” (Send in the clowns…)

Obviously Wasted

“Don’t let peeling pant influence you” (If anyone peels off my pants, it better be Clooney.)

“Notice of  tenant moves” (Does one of his moves involve peeling off his pants?)

"Porch has dry tot" (Good job on the potty training!)

“In not area” (...Then so not interested!)

"This will smell fast" (...said Grandpa after his third burrito.)

Waste Not, Want Not

“Just powder washed” (Your nostrils?)

“Closed Sun  - seller swishes” (It must be a holiday in West Hollywood.)

“All retorts good” (Then you should be writing this blog.)

“Lawn just spayed – avoid grass” (I’ve been spayed, too, so should I snuff out my doobie?)

“Wilden driveway” (That’s why we hide grandma's keys.)

The  Winner By Process of Elimination

“Must peequalify with our lender” (I'll need to finish my martini then practice my aim.)

 

(REPOST OF ONE OF MY PAST BLOGS FOR MY AR FRIENDS)

 

That’s it for this week, folks. Remember: Spell well and sell!

 

Gwen Banta - Sotheby's International Realty - Hollywood Hills, Beverly Hills
 
Please visit mywebsite at: www.GwenBanta.com and my Asian outreach network: www.EastWestRealEstateSpecialists.com

 

 

Posted by

Sally K. & David L. Hanson, ABR, CDPE, CSS, e-Pro,ILHM, REDS


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Comments (6)

Roy Kelley
Retired - Gaithersburg, MD

Thank you very much for sharing this reblog selection and for adding smiles to our faces.

Jun 27, 2019 01:35 PM
James Dray
Fathom Realty - Bentonville, AR

Morning Sally.

I recommended that Carol Williams needs to add this one to her Saturday post.  

Jun 28, 2019 02:00 AM
Marte Cliff
Marte Cliff Copywriting - Priest River, ID
Your real estate writer

I always love Gwen Banta's posts. Wish I shared her quick wit!

Jun 28, 2019 10:30 AM
Jane Chaulklin-Schott
TEAMCONNECT REALTY - (407) 394-9766 - Orlando, FL
TeamConnect Luxury Homes - Orlando, Florida, 32836

Dear  Sally K. & David L. Hanson , loved the humor in this reblog.  First time I have come across a post of Gwen Banta.  I was in the mood for some laughter and fun stuff, too.

Jun 28, 2019 12:45 PM
Paul S. Henderson, REALTOR®, CRS
Fathom Realty Washington LLC - Tacoma, WA
South Puget Sound Washington Agent/Broker!

 Leave it to Gwen to give us a good chuckle. Thank you for sharing Sally K. & David L. Hanson 

Jun 28, 2019 02:21 PM
Gwen Banta
Sotheby's International Realty - Los Angeles, CA

Sally K. & David L. Hanson,  thank you so much for sharing. I appreciate all the positive response - it is a pleasure to bring smiles to others. Have a wonderful weekend and a joyous 4th, everyone!

Jun 28, 2019 03:25 PM