MLS Humor - Sell or "Smell"
Gwen never fails to entertain us !
Hi, friends – welcome to this week’s edition of “How to shoot yourself in the foot in a public forum.”
Gone To Waste
“MUST be accompanied” (Is that why an accordion player is trailing me?)
“Tall pams sway in the breeze” (Oh yes, the Pams - my favorite women’s basketball team.)
“Call or don’t go” (Charming. Do you also cook small children?)
“Nice back dried up” (Oh, I just thought you were breaded.)
“Very small car garage” (Send in the clowns…)
Obviously Wasted
“Don’t let peeling pant influence you” (If anyone peels off my pants, it better be Clooney.)
“Notice of tenant moves” (Does one of his moves involve peeling off his pants?)
"Porch has dry tot" (Good job on the potty training!)
“In not area” (...Then so not interested!)
"This will smell fast" (...said Grandpa after his third burrito.)
Waste Not, Want Not
“Just powder washed” (Your nostrils?)
“Closed Sun - seller swishes” (It must be a holiday in West Hollywood.)
“All retorts good” (Then you should be writing this blog.)
“Lawn just spayed – avoid grass” (I’ve been spayed, too, so should I snuff out my doobie?)
“Wilden driveway” (That’s why we hide grandma's keys.)
The Winner By Process of Elimination
“Must peequalify with our lender” (I'll need to finish my martini then practice my aim.)
(REPOST OF ONE OF MY PAST BLOGS FOR MY AR FRIENDS)
That’s it for this week, folks. Remember: Spell well and sell!
Gwen Banta - Sotheby's International Realty - Hollywood Hills, Beverly HillsPlease visit mywebsite at: www.GwenBanta.com and my Asian outreach network: www.EastWestRealEstateSpecialists.com
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