“Will He Accept?”
A husband and wife are at the breakfast table.
The wife looks up from her newspaper and asks the husband, "If I won the lottery, what would you do?"
The husband quickly replies, "I'd take half the money and leave you in a New York minute!"
The wife frowns and asks, "Really?"
Husband snaps back, "Absolutely."
The wife answers, "Well, I won yesterday. Here's your half (handing him $6.00), let me help you pack."
Morning Joe.
She didn't say how much did she? Be careful of what you say, before getting all the information
OK - that made me laugh - be careful what you agree to before you know the terms!
Good morning Joe. Between stimulus and response man has the power to choose! Think before you speak! Enjoy your day!
Good morning Joe. This is pretty funny and I enjoyed it. Have a wonderful day.
Now that is a really good one, Joe. And it's one I think I'll be able to remember!
I think that is what we call delicious irony. I hope he enjoys the cab ride.
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