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“Smart Gals for sure”

 

 

 

A married couple is sleeping when the phone rings at 3 AM.
The wife picks up the phone and, after a few seconds, replies, “How am I supposed to know? We’re 200 miles inland!” and hangs up.
Her husband rolls over and asks, “Sweetheart, who was that?”
“I don’t know, some dumb bitch asking if the coast is clear.”

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Joe Petrowsky, NMLS #6869

Right Trac Financial Group, Inc. NMLS #2709

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Barbara Todaro
RE/MAX Executive Realty - Happily Retired - Franklin, MA
Previously Affiliated with The Todaro Team

that's a keeper Joe Petrowsky 

Sep 25, 2019 03:16 AM
Peter Mohylsky, Destin BeachPro
PMI. Destin - Miramar Beach, FL
Call me at 850-517-7098

Ok, I need to get some one to explain this one.

Sep 25, 2019 03:59 AM
Nina Hollander, Broker
Coldwell Banker Realty - Charlotte, NC
Your Greater Charlotte Realtor

Good morning, Joe... now that is really funny! Sitting here laughing my you know what off!

Sep 25, 2019 04:24 AM
Kat Palmiotti
eXp Commercial, Referral Divison - Kalispell, MT
Helping your Montana dreams take root

haha. That was a funny one. I bet the wife catches on at some point.

Sep 25, 2019 06:01 AM
Wayne Martin
Wayne M Martin - Chicago, IL
Real Estate Broker - Retired

Good morning Joe. This one is short and really funny! Thanks for sharing. Enjoy your day!

Sep 25, 2019 07:27 AM
Sheila Anderson
Referral Group Incorporated - East Brunswick, NJ
The Real Estate Whisperer Who Listens 732-715-1133

Good morning Joe and ta dum bum.........I don't like jokes that make fun of women.

Sep 25, 2019 09:01 AM
Anna "Banana" Kruchten
HomeSmart Real Estate - Phoenix, AZ
602-380-4886

LOL now that's funny! Thanks for the chuckle Joe Petrowsky !

Sep 25, 2019 03:52 PM