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An old man calls his son and says (humor)...

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Real Estate Agent with Fathom Realty Washington LLC

 

An old man calls his son and says, "Listen, your mother and I are getting divorced. Forty-five years of misery is enough."

"Dad, what are you talking about?" the son screams.

"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," he says. "I'm sick of her face, and I'm sick of talking about this, so call your sister and tell her," and he hangs up.

Now, the son is worried. He calls his sister. She says, "Like hell they're getting divorced!" She calls their father immediately. "You're not getting divorced! Don't do another thing. The two of us are flying home tomorrow to talk about this. Until then, don't call a lawyer, don't file a paper. DO YOU HEAR ME?" She hangs up the phone.

The old man turns to his wife and says, "Okay, they're both coming for Christmas and paying their own airfares.

 

 



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Tacoma Washington 

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Fathom Realty WA LLC

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Comments(11)

Bob Crane
Woodland Management Service / Woodland Real Estate, KW Diversified - Stevens Point, WI
Forestland Experts! 715-204-9671

Hi Paul, Thanks for the laugh.  Very ingenuitive way to get your kids home for Christmas.  Hmmm...

Dec 20, 2019 08:55 PM
MichelleCherie Carr Crowe .Just Call. 408-252-8900
Get Results Team...Just Call (408) 252-8900! . DRE #00901962 . Licensed to Sell since 1985 . Altas Realty - San Jose, CA
Family Helping Families Buy & Sell Homes 40+ Years

I always love this punchline...Okay, they're both coming for Christmas and paying their own airfares.

Dec 20, 2019 11:55 PM
Michael Jacobs
Pasadena, CA
Pasadena And Southern California 818.516.4393

Hello Paul - always funny and quite appropriate for the holidays.   Of course, those last minute air fares....

Dec 21, 2019 04:01 AM
Kat Palmiotti
eXp Commercial, Referral Divison - Kalispell, MT
Helping your Montana dreams take root

Haha, now that's a crafty couple.

Dec 21, 2019 04:54 AM
Sheila Anderson
Referral Group Incorporated - East Brunswick, NJ
The Real Estate Whisperer Who Listens 732-715-1133

Good morning again Paul. I guess I may have heard this before because I guessed at the result. :)

Dec 21, 2019 05:23 AM
Myrl Jeffcoat
Sacramento, CA
Greater Sacramento Realtor - Retired

That is a hilarious and timely bit of humor, Paul.  I can see that working.

Dec 21, 2019 06:09 AM
Debb Janes
Nature As Neighbors - Camas, WA
Put My Love of Nature At Work for You

Hahahahaha. This is a funny one and perfect for this time  of year. 

Dec 21, 2019 08:14 AM
Kathy Streib
Cypress, TX
Home Stager/Redesign

Hi Paul- I absolutely love this one!!!! I can see Tim Allen (Last Man Standing) doing this. 

Dec 21, 2019 08:48 AM
Nina Hollander, Broker
Coldwell Banker Realty - Charlotte, NC
Your Greater Charlotte Realtor

Hi Paul... that may just be the funniest thing I've heard in days! 

Dec 21, 2019 01:23 PM
Patricia Feager, MBA, CRS, GRI,MRP
DFW FINE PROPERTIES - Flower Mound, TX
Selling Homes Changing Lives

Sounds like something Steve Martin would say!

Dec 21, 2019 01:45 PM
Jeff Dowler, CRS
eXp Realty of California, Inc. - Carlsbad, CA
The Southern California Relocation Dude

Ha ha, Paul. That's pretty funny, and quite an inventive strategy...perhaps a bit desparate. LOL

Jeff

Dec 22, 2019 04:17 PM