Real Estate Jokes

sign here and here and here and here, too funny, Bill -  thanks :)

A crusty old man walks into a real estate office and says to an female agent,
"I want to sell my god damn house."

To which the astonished female agent replies, "I beg your pardon,
sir; I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?"

"Listen up, damn it. I said I want to sell my f**king house!"

"I'm very sorry sir, but we do not tolerate that kind of
language in this office."

So saying, the agent goes over to the officer broker to tell him about her situation. They both
return and the broker asks the old geezer, "What seems to
be the problem here?"

"There's no damn problem," the man says, "I want to sell my f**king 2 million dollar home."

"I see," says the manager, "and this bitch is giving
you a hard time?"

-I love this one and couldn't resist putting it up! I do appologize if it offends anyone, I tried to clean it up a bit: it's a good one.

Michael Evans

That's pretty good. And in these slow times not easy to get someone to do.

I love jokes...great joke Bill and also Michael Evans, you both made me laugh!

Cheron Lange

thanks for the laugh Bill

That is all too funny! I'm glad to see people can still have a good laugh! You gotta have fun in what you do! Thanks for the laugh!

I always can use a good laugh, thanks

I always can use a good laugh, thanks

I always can use a good laugh, thanks

Always up for a good laugh.

That was so bad it was good.  :)