Hi Everyone! One of my daughters just sent this to me and it put a smile
on my face and a lift to my spirit. Perhaps it will do the same for you. It
was sent to me from a group of neighbors in Lewiston, Idaho who got it
from someone in Florida.
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My Self-Isolation Quarantine Diary
Day 1 -- I Can Do This! I have enough food and wine to last a month!.
Day 2 -- Package of Rice: Some have 1210 grains, some have 1235 grains.
Who Knew??
Day 3 -- 8pm. I removed my Day Pajamas and put on my Night Pajamas.
Day 4 -- Opening my 8th bottle of wine. I fear wine supplies might not last.
Day 5 --Today I tried to make Hand Sanitizer. It came out as Jello Shots!!
Day 6 -- I get to take the Garbage out. I'm so excited. I can't decide what
to wear.
Day 7 -- Laughing way too much at my own jokes.
Day 8 -- Went to a new restaurant called The Kitchen. You have to gather all
the ingredients and make your own meal, I have no clue how this place stays
in business.
Day 9 -- I put liquor bottles in every room. Tonight I'm getting dressed up
and going bar hopping.
Day 10 - Struck up a conversation with a Spider today. Seems nice. He's
a web designer.
Day 11 - Isolation is hard. I swear my refrigerator just said, "What the hell
do you want now?"
Day 12 - I realized why dogs get so excited about something moving outside,
going for walks or car rides. I think I just barked at a squirrel.
Day 13 - Anybody else feel like they've cooked dinner about 395 times this
week?
Day 14 - Watched the birds fight over a worm, The Cardinals beat the
Blue Jays 3 to one.
Day 15 - If you keep a glass of wine in each hand, you can't accidentally touch
your face.
~Mark Schaffer -
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Jane please check out Debe Maxwell, CRS post about the same subject:))Endre
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Roy Kelley
Gaithersburg, MD
Morning Jane.
Absolutely love it. Got to show it to my wife when she gets up
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Roy Kelley
Gaithersburg, MD
Good morning Jane. Day 3 was a good one, but day 15 lets me stay active in my underwear and I can't touch my face. Not a pretty sight but I am feeling good! Enjoy your day!
Hello Jane - the quarantine/stay at home directive is showing that creativity and a smile have not been lost. Thank you for sharing these words of wisdom. Or something like that...
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Roy Kelley
Gaithersburg, MD
That is funny and I have definitely watched more movies recently than I normally would.
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Roy Kelley
Gaithersburg, MD
This is over soon . . . Saturn and Mars now in Aquarius in the 3rd house of the USA chart, square Uranus in the 5th. American ingenuity and passion in action to improve humanity!
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Roy Kelley
Gaithersburg, MD
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Ron and Alexandra Seigel
Carpinteria, CA
Jane,
I am with Candice A. Donofrio on this one. I have not minded this quarantine at all, we make a game out of it. A
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Roy Kelley
Gaithersburg, MD
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Candice A. Donofrio
Fort Mohave, AZ
Too cute, Jane! I also like comment #6 left by Candice A. Donofrio . I think that reading is right on. There will be changes coming, hopefully to improve humanity. In the meantime let's ditch the handshake and move to a bow!
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Roy Kelley
Gaithersburg, MD
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Candice A. Donofrio
Fort Mohave, AZ
Jane, love it about going bar hopping in every room, I have to pass that one on to otheres of my friends.
Thanks, Jane, for adding smiles to our faces.
Have a great day and a very special weekend.
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