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QUOTES from the Sandbox ~ Wednesday, 4/8/20

By
Real Estate Agent with TEAMCONNECT REALTY - (407) 394-9766

Hi Everyone!  One of my daughters just sent this to me and it put a smile
on my face and a lift to my spirit.  Perhaps it will do the same for you.  It
was sent to me from a group of  neighbors in Lewiston, Idaho who got it
from someone in Florida.
                                                          ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
                                        My Self-Isolation Quarantine Diary 


Day 1 -- I Can Do This!   I have enough food and wine to last a month!. 
Day 2 -- Package of Rice:  Some have 1210 grains, some have 1235 grains.
Who Knew??
Day 3 -- 8pm.  I removed my Day Pajamas and put on my Night Pajamas.
Day 4 -- Opening my 8th bottle of wine.  I fear wine supplies might not last.
Day 5 --Today I tried to make Hand Sanitizer.  It came out as Jello Shots!!
Day 6 -- I get to take the Garbage out.  I'm so excited.  I can't decide what
to wear.
Day 7 -- Laughing way too much at my own jokes.
Day 8 -- Went to a new restaurant called The Kitchen.  You have to gather all
the ingredients and make your own meal,  I have no clue how this place stays
in business.
Day 9 -- I put liquor bottles in every room.  Tonight I'm getting dressed up
and going bar hopping.
Day 10 - Struck up a conversation with a Spider today.  Seems nice.  He's
a web designer.
Day 11 - Isolation is hard.  I swear my refrigerator just said, "What the hell
do you want now?"
Day 12 - I realized why dogs get so excited about something moving outside,
going for walks or car rides.  I think I just barked at a squirrel.
Day 13 - Anybody else feel like they've cooked dinner about 395 times this
week?
Day 14 - Watched the birds fight over a worm,  The Cardinals beat the
Blue Jays 3 to one.
Day 15 - If you keep a glass of wine in each hand, you can't accidentally touch
your face.
                                                                                                     ~Mark Schaffer - 
                                                        ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Posted by

Jane Chaulklin-Schott, Realtor    (407) 394-9766
                   TEAMCONNECT  REALTY  -  CENTRAL  ORLANDO,  FLORIDA

  * Windermere,   Dr. Phillips,   Orlando,   Winter Garden,   Reunion Resort*   Golden Oak ,  Ocoee, Clermont~
www.TeamConnectHome.com 
Email:  Jane@LuxuryCentralFloridaHomes.com 


   "We will chase Perfection and find Excellence in the process."
       (Vince Lombardi - late Green Bay Championship Football Team Coach)       

Comments (10)

Endre Barath, Jr.
Berkshire Hathaway HomeServices California Properties - Beverly Hills, CA
Realtor - Los Angeles Home Sales 310.486.1002

Jane please check out Debe Maxwell, CRS  post about the same subject:))Endre

Apr 08, 2020 11:22 PM
James Dray
Fathom Realty - Bentonville, AR

Morning Jane.

Absolutely love it.  Got to show it to my wife when she gets up

Apr 09, 2020 01:13 AM
Wayne Martin
Wayne M Martin - Chicago, IL
Real Estate Broker - Retired

Good morning Jane. Day 3 was a good one, but day 15 lets me stay active in my underwear and I can't touch my face. Not a pretty sight but I am feeling good! Enjoy your day!

Apr 09, 2020 05:18 AM
Michael Jacobs
Pasadena, CA
Pasadena And Southern California 818.516.4393

Hello Jane - the quarantine/stay at home directive is showing that creativity and a smile have not been lost.  Thank you for sharing these words of wisdom.  Or something like that... 

Apr 09, 2020 06:03 AM
Brian England
Ambrose Realty Management LLC - Gilbert, AZ
MBA, GRI, REALTOR® Real Estate in East Valley AZ

That is funny and I have definitely watched more movies recently than I normally would.

Apr 09, 2020 06:12 AM
Candice A. Donofrio
Next Wave RE Investments LLC Bullhead City AZ Commercial RE Broker - Fort Mohave, AZ
928-201-4BHC (4242) call/text

This is over soon . . . Saturn and Mars now in Aquarius in the 3rd house of the USA chart, square Uranus in the 5th. American ingenuity and passion in action to improve humanity!

 

Apr 09, 2020 06:47 AM
Ron and Alexandra Seigel
Napa Consultants - Carpinteria, CA
Luxury Real Estate Branding, Marketing & Strategy

Jane,

I am with Candice A. Donofrio on this one.  I have not minded this quarantine at all, we make a game out of it.  A

Apr 09, 2020 10:03 AM
Myrl Jeffcoat
Sacramento, CA
Greater Sacramento Realtor - Retired

Too cute, Jane!  I also like comment #6 left by Candice A. Donofrio .  I think that reading is right on.  There will be changes coming, hopefully to improve humanity.  In the meantime let's ditch the handshake and move to a bow!

Apr 09, 2020 03:27 PM
Will Hamm
Hamm Homes - Aurora, CO
"Where There's a Will, There's a Way!"

Jane, love it about going bar hopping in every room, I have to pass that one on to otheres of my friends.

 

Apr 10, 2020 09:11 AM
Roy Kelley
Retired - Gaithersburg, MD

Thanks, Jane, for adding smiles to our faces.

Have a great day and a very special weekend.

Apr 10, 2020 09:12 AM
Kristin Johnston - REALTOR®
RE/MAX Platinum - Waukesha, WI
Giving Back With Each Home Sold!

I am so glad I found your quotes blogs...love them and keep them coming!

Jun 05, 2020 07:25 AM