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If You're Not Too Busy Take Some Time To Giggle & Smile

By
Managing Real Estate Broker


Whoever decided a Liquor Store is more essential than a Hair Salon is obviously a bald headed Alcoholic.

You come from dust and you will return to dust. That's why I don't dust. It could be someone I know.

Go to Heaven for the climate. Go to Hell for the company.

When your friends start telling you how young you look it's a sure sign you are getting old.

Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.

You are not fat, you are just.... easier to see.

One day you will be able to tell your grandkids, "I survived the Great Toilet Paper Shortage of 2020."

 

 

Comments (11)

Lise Howe
Keller Williams Capital Properties - Washington, DC
Assoc. Broker in DC, MD, VA and attorney in DC

these are very funny - I look forward to the end of the great toilet paper shortage! 

Apr 16, 2020 06:31 AM
Beth and Richard Witt

Have a Happy Day

Apr 16, 2020 06:37 AM
Michael Jacobs
Pasadena, CA
Pasadena And Southern California 818.516.4393

Hello Beth and Richard - there's more than enough time in any day for a giggle or a smile.  If ever "should" need enter the discussion, I believe these two actions are good candidates to include.  

Apr 16, 2020 06:47 AM
Kat Palmiotti
eXp Commercial, Referral Divison - Kalispell, MT
Helping your Montana dreams take root

Good morning and thanks for the smiles. Have a great day!

Apr 16, 2020 07:57 AM
Grant Schneider
Performance Development Strategies - Armonk, NY
Your Coach Helping You Create Successful Outcomes

Good afternoon Beth and Richard Witt - thanks so much for the humor.  I enjoyed every bit.

Apr 16, 2020 10:57 AM
Marte Cliff
Marte Cliff Copywriting - Priest River, ID
Your real estate writer

I love these - and love that you're taking time to share some smiles and giggles.

Apr 17, 2020 08:46 PM
Mary Hutchison, SRES, ABR
Better Homes and Gardens Real Estate-Kansas City Homes - Kansas City, MO
Experienced Agent in Kansas City Metro area

At first I thought this headline said Google and Smile!   Thanks for the chuckle!

Apr 18, 2020 12:13 PM
Anne Corbin
Long and Foster - Lake Anna - Spotsylvania, VA
Serving Lake Anna & Central Virginia

Great job on making us smile. I'll have to reuse some of these to encourage more smiling in the world!

Apr 18, 2020 02:39 PM
Sharon Lee
Sharon Lee's Virtual Assistance - Jonesborough, TN
Retired and loving life

There are definitely more important things to think about whether there will be toilet paper in the grocery stores.

May 09, 2020 06:42 AM
Debb Janes
Nature As Neighbors - Camas, WA
Put My Love of Nature At Work for You

Haha, thanks for the smiles and chuckles. A sense of humor is a such an important thing to nuture. 

May 09, 2020 11:18 AM
Jeff Dowler, CRS
eXp Realty of California, Inc. - Carlsbad, CA
The Southern California Relocation Dude

This was pretty funny. I think we all appreciate a sense of humor these days.. Thanks for brightening my day.

May 09, 2020 01:29 PM
Jan Green - Scottsdale, AZ
Value Added Service, 602-620-2699 - Scottsdale, AZ
HomeSmart Elite Group, REALTOR®, EcoBroker, GREEN

Thank you for this!  Love your take on things and definitely survived, so far, the toilet paper shortage!

May 14, 2020 01:14 PM