Whoever decided a Liquor Store is more essential than a Hair Salon is obviously a bald headed Alcoholic.
You come from dust and you will return to dust. That's why I don't dust. It could be someone I know.
Go to Heaven for the climate. Go to Hell for the company.
When your friends start telling you how young you look it's a sure sign you are getting old.
Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.
You are not fat, you are just.... easier to see.
One day you will be able to tell your grandkids, "I survived the Great Toilet Paper Shortage of 2020."
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