"Would you buy this house?"

INSPECTOR ARIES:  ("I am")-------"What do you mean----it IS my house---and you can't come over to play either."

INSPECTOR TAURUS:  ("I have")-------"You can't buy it----its mine----and I ain't parting with it----this inspection is over."

INSPECTOR(S) GEMINI:  ("I think")------"It is not my place to say----it is your decision----what do you think?."

INSPECTOR CANCER:  ("I feel")--------"Well, if you don't-----I am going to cry, if you do I am going cry."

INSPECTOR LEO:  ("I will")-------"NO I wouldn't---but YOU will----Trust me!"

INSPECTOR VIRGO:  ("I analyze")-----"Well, lets see----does it "pencil-out" for you?  What have you got that you can sell?  Maybe you could buy a smaller car?"

INSPECTOR LIBRA:  ("I balance")------"Well, let me think---on the one hand----but on the other hand---well look at it this way----then again, perhaps----."

INSPECTOR SCORPIO:   ("I desire")------"I want, I "need" this house----if you don't buy it I will."

INSPECTOR SAGITTARIUS:  ("I see")------"Oh sure----there is my kitchen, my den, my swimming pool, my dog run---and its right next to the National Forest-----isn't that a spotted owl over there?"

INSPECTOR CAPRICORN:  ("I use")-------"Sure---I could use a nice new home---can I help you move in?---is there a MIL in the basement?"

INSPECTOR AQUARIUS:  ("I know")------"You know, as well as I know, that this is the one."

INSPECTOR(S) PISCES:  ("I believe")------"As sure as WE are a foot tall this is the house for you----it has to be."