Hi My AR friends! I know we can all use something to lift our spirits, so I am reposting one of my blooper blogs, and I have added a lot of new material. If you laugh just once, then it was worrth the time. Stay safe and well!
Huh?
"Off-side parking" (I told you not to drink and drive.)
"Located between Malibu and Santa Barbara" (Your eye for detail is underwhelming.)
"Dull occupancy" (...Rather like my last blind date.)
"Close to Hole Foods" (This must be a donut chain...)
"Screened doors lead to new dock" (Next time check the tide levels before building.)
DUH!
"Now in moving condition" (Apparently that high-fiber diet is working out for you.)
"Seller paying to get clean" (Promises in Malibu, or just a giant hose-down?)
"Near breast schools and parks" (Perky little neighborhood it seems....)
"Cute bride over creek" (Uh, not so cute if she's face down)
"Big move incentive" (Your hairy, naked neighbor screaming in your driveway?)
Wha?
"View from top of hull" (Methinks your listing is underwater.)
"Buff beau rose garden" (Buff beaus belong in the bedroom. Just sayin'...)
"Can walk to six pribate schools" (I suggest you get started...)
"Situated on top of slop" (You just flushed this sale down the crapper...)
"Buy before our expiration" (Looking for a deal on a cemetery plot?)
NUH-HUH!
"Hand-laid brick pati" (Nope, not goin' there, Pati...)
"New pics of repaired indoor poo" (Glad to see you finally got your s__t together.)
That's it for this week, folks. Remember: Spell well and sell!
Please be sure to view my beautiful California listings at: http://www.gwenbanta.com. Thank you!
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