"A Roach from Sunset" - Getting High on MLS Bloopers

Hi Folks - There were some hilarious real estate advertising bloopers this week, and I have also added a few of my all-time favorites. I hope you enjoy them as much as I enjoyed discovering them!

Tokes and Blokes

“Come joint us at the open” (A high time hosted by Willie Nelson.)

“Aroach from Sunset Blvd” (Snoop Dogg's Christmas Wish List)

“New carpot ” (Why "slow your roll"?)

“Big yard w/ trees & lushes” (How did you get my address?)

“Closet to entertainment” (Attention West Hollywood!)

TMI

“Credit for pantsing” (I predict a full moon tonight.)

"Korean countertops" (I hope they weren't designed by Kim Jong-un's hair stylist.)

“Close to poopular nightspots” (You must be referring to the “Hollywood Bowel.”)

“We now have clear peed” (Not if you ate asparagus.)

“Splashes of eggplant, cream and espresso! (Martha Stewart has run amok.)

Things We Can Live Without

"Piano imploded in sale" (So did your career.)

“For your hussiest buyers” (Is there a hooker buyer pool?)

“Property had a facelit” (It appears someone else is lit, too…)

“High voltage wires not a problem” (Tell that to your flaming hair.)

This Week’s Eyebrow Raisers

“Barbarian wood” (Apparently Germans are a randy group.)

“Walk to park, balls” (If they are big enough to walk, you must have to sit in a wheelbarrow.

 

That's It for this week, friends. Remember: Spell well and sell!

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