One night, after the couple had retired for the night, the woman became aware that her husband was ouching her in a most   unusual manner. He   started by running his hand across her shoulders and
  the small of her back. He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly.
  
  
  Then, he proceeded to run his hand gently down her side, sliding his hand over her stomach, and then down the other side to a point below her waist. 

  He continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and the other.
  
  His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs.
  
  His gentle stroking then started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped and then returned to do the same to her right thigh.
  
  By this time the woman was becoming aroused and she squirmed a little to better position herself. The man stopped abruptly and rolled over to his side of the bed.
  
  'Why are you stopping'? she whispered.
  
  He whispered back, 'I found the remote'.

 
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12 Comments on SEX AFTER MARRIAGE - HUMOR

JUN
16
2008

good one. probably more truth than anyone would admit

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Whoa...I'm rolling on the floor!  I was wondering where this was heading, I was figuring I may need to head to the shower soon for a dousing of cold water.

3:06pm • #2
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Great one!  Glad to see it is the man this time not putting out (0;  Thanks for sharing!!

3:45pm • #3
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that is too funny.

4:11pm • #4
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Funny, she should hide it more often.  LOL

5:37pm • #5
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I too was wondering where it was headed, then the twist, very FUNNY!  Have a great day!

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9:36pm • #6
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After enough years you just go for a book instead. That was a good one

10:23pm • #7
JUN
22
2008
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Gail, enjoyed this funny post.  Thanks for sharing, I needed the humor today.

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JUL
05
2008
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Just the other day while in bed, we were looking for the remote, and I thought of this blog - You've scarred me for life!!  Too funny!!!

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6:22pm • #9
JUL
06
2008
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Cute!  Thanks for sharing.

12:10am • #11
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I hate when that happens!

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